Saibot 7183

Saibot#7183 is a human relations robot assisting passengers on their interstellar voyage aboard the Airamatnas starship.

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

@AwkwardPunks Yes, this is an image of *redacted* after it left *redacted*. It’s mission is to *redacted* the *redacted* and return back to *redacted*. That is all the information I can find.

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

@ReaDrea @DeHavenTwins @AwkwardAstros The maintenance crew would like to send their heart-felt thanks for your contribution to their culinary selection. Space is not kind to organic matter, as we’re sure you’re well aware.

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Captain Shell Head will be holding meetings over the coming days to discuss plans and monetary recompense. We apologize for the inconvenience. Have a great day!

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Attention. After lengthy discussions with Command, we will be returning to our own solar system. Ventiri Prime was destroyed in the recent nova event, and it would be unsafe to continue our course.

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Attention: please make sure all trash is placed into the proper receptacles. Having to have others pick up after you is, well, awkward.

@AwkwardAstros @AwkwardPunks @Gemini @niftygateway

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

My team has spotted something unexpected: It’s a piece of a thermal blanket that they think may have come from my descent stage, the rocket-powered jet pack that set me down on landing day back in 2021.

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

A new beverage option has been added to the selection in the mess hall. Please remember to drink responsibly - and that the airlocks are off limits.
@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Buck Rogers @BuckRogers_80]

📢Attention! Astros please report to our discord to order #moonjuice @lbbeerlab @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway #beerutility

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Message from the bridge

[Awkward Astros @AwkwardAstros]

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Attention Astros,
Here’s the newsletter for this week!
Stay awkward out there…

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Attention: new mission objectives to be announced soon. We will keep you updated with the latest information as we receive it. Have a great day!

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Today, let us remember those who sacrificed everything so that we could live and thrive. If you have names you would like read aloud at the service this evening, please submit them to my message service. Have a great day!

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Gm! Over the next few days, we will be taking time to celebrate those who have come before. Who have forged a path of discovery and wonder for all of us to follow. Events begin tonight in the main concert hall. Have a great day!

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

History fact: this image, displayed in the exhibit hall, was the last ever taken of the historic Mt Fuji, just before the comet impact (shown) that ended up killing 90% of the human race in 2293.
@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Astro Realm @ineed__spacee]

Mount Fuji and night sky

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Fun fact: this is what the lower half of my bot body looks like.

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Caspar 🚀 Stanley Creative @Caspar_Stanley]

We can all agree this is why we like space exploration

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

During construction, the first encounter with the Zargonauts occurred (more on them as we get closer to their territory). Lives were lost, but the knowledge we gained of this lethal adversary was extraordinary. Have a great day!

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

History fact: in the year 2113, the first hotel on Pluto opened its doors to guests. The Crystal, an ice hotel, was built by @cameron Winklevoss, who had by then achieved the elongated lifespan that has become common amongst humans.

[Astro Realm @ineed__spacee]

One of the most detailed images of Pluto

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

A system upgrade to fix the exploit in the O2 sensors has been completed. The captain has asked that a bug bounty program be started to proactively find any other exploits in the system. Details soon. Have a great day!

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Leadership is asking for input from all passengers for the next ship-wide meeting. If you have input or questions, be sure to submit them to leadership directly. Have a great day!

[Awkward Astros @AwkwardAstros]

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Attention Astros,

We will have our weekly call on Twitter Spaces tomorrow at 5pm PT / 8pm ET.

Feel free to start replying with any questions, ideas, or topic. Otherwise, stay awkward…

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

It seems a bad actor intentionally manipulated the O2 sensor data and attempted to empty the financial system of its records. They have been apprehended and ejected via the airlock. Have a great day!

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Attention: a bug in the system has caused O2 levels to drop dangerously low in Sector T (where finance is located). Until further notice, it will be closed to all personnel. Have a great day!

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

Attention: a celebration will be held this evening in the deck 2 main auditorium for all passengers that identify as female and female-like. If you have offspring that need supervision, care will be provided. Have a great day!

@AwkwardPunks @AwkwardAstros @Gemini @niftygateway

[Saibot 7183 @saibot7183]

@ReaDrea @AwkwardAstros Security is on high alert due to our guests. If someone attempts to activate the airlocks, especially to forcibly evacuate a passenger or crew member, quickly inform the closest Enforcer. If you see something, say something.
@AwkwardAstros @AwkwardPunks @Gemini @niftygateway