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[Ghetto Kid ™🔥 @Ghetto_kd]

Man shares photo of him and his daughter on the (left) and a photo of him with the granddaughter on the (right) 🥹😍❤️

[Spike⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

We weren't even good that season but it gave us some of the best highlights under Arteta

[✞ 𝕰𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖚𝖊𝖑 🕊️ @dsc_jr2]

😭😭

[Women Being Awful @WomenBeingAwful]

Never listen to women about how they think men should act

[MBU @MBU]

Omusuuga Charles Kamurasi has confirmed Prince Edward Rukidi Kijanangoma Nyabongo I as the new Omukama of Tooro with his coronation set for September 29th at Karuziika Palace in Fort Portal.

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

The Bruno Fernandes ownership rollercoaster continues...

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Morgan Rogers regarding Ronaldo/Messi debate:

"Cristiano Ronaldo was my favorite. But I played Lionel Messi in the World Cup Semi Final and he was 39 (!) by then, I can't even imagine what he was like in his prime."

"I can imagine not being able to do anything against him in his prime, like... it's impossible. But it was borderline NOTHING you could do in that World Cup Semi Final too, and he was 39!"

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

the truth is that this Barber knows what l do with his wife but just doesn't want to lose me as a customer!!

What do u mean a hot towel that your hands can't even touch firmly deserves being on my face?

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Which manager are you over the international break?

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: Jude Bellingham will RENEW his contract with Real Madrid IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.

The club is ON IT, and the agreement will be reached SOON. @MatteMoretto

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

God: so how did I reach here
El Bombo
Ronaldo scored his 1000th goal
It got cancelled after celebration

They got a penalty mins after
My Lord, l tried to save it

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Kevin Schade in #FPL so far this season...

⚽️ Three goals
🅰️ Two assists
💥 Six bonus points
⚡️ 39 total points
👊 Second-highest scoring midfielder

All for just £6.2m 👀

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Ntv: The spirit of cheating claims a veteran's life (deleted)

Galaxy: love for a 69 from a brown waterlogged juicy mermaid sends a 77 yr old legend to Dolly Parton

Bukedde: afudde ayayaana kudda gyeyava.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏆 Marc Cucurella on a Mourinho tattoo if Real Madrid win the Champions League: “Don’t put me in that position…”, told @ellarguero.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Andy Robertson on the difference between Arne Slot and Jürgen Klopp:

"Arne Slot was really into stats. He brought his own guy [Ruben] who was always on his iPad. Even if you did too many sprints in training, Ruben would get involved. So, they were a lot more glued to LOAD statistics."

In terms of tactics:

"Jürgen Klopp was always like... "IF we do this, NOBODY can match us!" It was more about US, not looking at the opponent."

"And with Arne Slot we would always analyse the opponent more, and looking at how we are going to play out from their tactics."

"Arne Slot would always say: "look, if THEY do this.. then WE do THIS, while Jürgen Klopp would just stick to his own blueprint, we NEVER changed under Klöpp, while Arne Slot would constantly adapt to the opponent's tactics."

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

A striker is Arsenal's next priority for Mikel Arteta, with January or summer 2027 both possible.

Bournemouth's Eli Junior Kroupi is among the names the club have considered, alongside other options. Timing still early. [@FabrizioRomano] 🕵️‍♂️

[Yenze Mee @yenzemee]

She came for our houses, I came for their IQ.

[Konsa @afckonsa15]

The current coach of the Brazil national football team Carlo Ancelotti is asking Bruno and Big Gabi why did they lose against Brighton 💔😁

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

Bruno Guimaraes sets Arsenal target and names two future clubs 🎯

https://t.co/mvxqUiWe6k