Amanda Matthews

🐝 illustrator of the Critter Fitter series 🐞

[Amanda Matthews @sailor_stupiter]

@POTUS W

[CTA Fails @CTAFails]

Dispose of a body, but make it casual.

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@trixiemattel Thank you sm for choosing toucans tonight, best once-in-a-lifetime tap on the shoulder of my life. I can’t believe you’re really out here existing bitch!!!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

retweet this jush to cleanse your timeline ty

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Skyrim painting 💜 done via twitch! Follow me there too @sailorstupiter #skyrim #painting #commission #twitch #streamer #etsy #forsale https://t.co/FTcKDQ7UOr

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Knowing you’re being an asshole doesn’t absolve you of being that asshole

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Never seen encanto but the absolute chokehold Bruno has on the female gaze and the female gays is crazy

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Merry Christmas, I hope everyone stole as much beer from their extended family as I did

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@h3h3productions @TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube ruining Christmas and ruining comedy, commentary, and informed entertainment

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Thank you Bowling For Soup for spending 1,139 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Fy0738veMn

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@Hellmanns PLEASE for the love of god #BringBackCLAMONAISE

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If the capitalist system expects me to work and pay taxes until I die, then it should be the systems responsibility to keep me alive dammit

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Life hasn’t been the same since my family ran out of friends with pools

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Literally have not had SO MUCH SEROTONIN running through my veins since 2019

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Now THIS is a PARTY IN THE USA! @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris 🇺🇸🎉

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really struggling to comprehend why an average politician with human values is having such a hard time rising above a racist orange hefty bag

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@trixiemattel @katya_zamo can you get the UNHhhh editors to edit the debate pls

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In conclusion, the president refused to denounce white supremacy #Debates2020

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I think god put earth on mute