Impending Doom

She/her | 18+ | I’m sorry for everything in advance

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I can’t believe Lisa noticed my AIIYL fit yesterday during soundcheck 🥹 Still feels like a dream
(Also creds to the Blink near me who sent me this vid) #BLACKPINKinCHICAGO_DAY1 #BLACKPINKWorldTour2022 #BLACKPINK

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John Locke weed farmer era? #lost

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I love sending reaction pics to soften the blow of certain messages I send

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How come someone can say “God’s not real” on New Club Penguin but I can’t say “Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart”

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GREAT VALIE, COUNT YOUR DAYS FOR CHANGING THE FRUIT SMILES RECIPE @Walmart

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Having a fear of needles is such a skill issue

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Starting off the New Year by breaking hearts

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Here’s to hoping the new year brings me a man with a bleach blonde buzzcut and a slutty waist

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I definitely would have been lobotomized by now

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A lot of men would look hotter if they had a bleached buzz cut

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Being serenaded with The Climb by my neighbors while I’m on the toilet

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I wanna be a Trans-Siberian Orchestra groupie

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Can’t believe I’m being fucking Pavloved

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What do you mean I shouldn’t sing Billy la Bufanda to a native Spanish-speaker on the first date

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The way I was made for women

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Besties do I bleach my brows

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Where did my fucking mugwort go 😡😡😡

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The disclaimer “I’m a Libra” should be displayed by me at all times

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Abt to cry bc my cat’s siblings are still at the shelter

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Josh Hutcherson, please just give me one chance

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God, pls give me a man with a slutty little waist. Amen.