saint jane 🌧️

politics, hockey, and generalized tomfoolery

[Kai🫐🌻🫧 @kairo7news]

They called him Backpack because his mama carried him around because he had an injured leg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE YOU BACKPACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jo @miffymack]

middle one kinda looks like both tkachuks blended together

[Marshall @DefNotMarshall]

LSU getting kicked out of the SEC on the Kirkiversary has the potential to be an all-time day on this app

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

from the big man's mouth to God's ears @RobertKennedyJr

[Anders J Lee @andersleehere]

Imagine how absolutely shithoused he must have been to get pinched for drunk driving in 1976 in the first place and then to be charged even though he was a Bush in Kennebunkport.

[Brad Elliott Schlossman @SchlossmanGF]

According to Matthew Mayich's lawyer: "Mayich was not immediately rushed to a cooling station or dunked in an ice bath when he fell down at the ASU track; he was instead left on the ground for several minutes."

[Serg @popesergI]

How Penn state fans look at you when you say you shouldn’t celebrate the guy who turned a blind eye to what Sandusky was doing

[lemon 🍋 @lemonsquirt3d]

George Bush didn't do 9/11 until he was 55. Don't lose your passion and curiosity, you have time.

[Baldwin The Anonymous Eagle @BaldwinTheEag]

Happy to welcome TCU to the Universities for a Unified Ireland Club

[goatberg @ligmapuck]

Every picture I see of Jack Hughes he looks like this

[Steelcityrepping @steelcityreppin]

Sure, kids at Penn State were selling blow to the athletic director. At least the kids weren’t getting blown by the athletic director

I call that progress!

[Jaster @mareel_jaster]

That snippet from the attorney general will be used by frat djs around the country to make their power hour mixes go triple platinum this fall. Tune btw

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Conservatives cannot be for real because this is fucking frying me 😭

[𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘺 ᵃᵘˢ 🇨🇴 @hnvj01]

El sitio que me enseñó a mamar pito prohibió la pornografia 💔

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Jerry Sandustky
Snow Paterno and the Nittany Lines

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

sometimes when i go shopping for tops, it feels like they just passed a law to make having big boobs illegal

[ᵀ @Apeocolypse]

Lol I was telling everyone this months ago. Glp1's will cause a wave of mental illness sold as a mental health cure. The interaction with dopamine receptors also affects ghrelin and leptin all of which are precursors of sex hormones. Reta basically turns you off as a human and makes you reliant on an injection to perform basic hormonal processes. If you observe someone who has been on reta for months, their mental acuity drops significantly, personality and creative thinking disappears. It also severely nukes the thyroid. I took reta for ~6 months and experienced all this first hand. I experienced such severe anhedonia that i would look at a pair of scissors and think about stabbing myself for absolutely no reason. My ability to come up with original thoughts or think fluidly became a foreign concept. I couldn't write to save my life. I haven't touched any peptides in a couple months. Two days ago i took a dose of thymosin alpha 1 and experienced the same mental reshuffling and am still feeling slightly dumb and not able to express myself clearly. I really don't think we understand what peptides are and how they interact with our system yet. Please be cautious using any of them

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My 9/11 conspiracy theory is that the first tower was an inside job and the second tower was just a crazy coincidence.

[kenn 🦣 @toomanykenn]

NHL fans begging for any type of themed night then there’s the MLB