al: toujours souriante

need that bread from Our Gang: The First Round Up (1934)

[Nathan McDermott @natemcdermott]

We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

You have to understand that the median voter in America is legitimately brain dead.

[dyke videos archive @dykevidsarchive]

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[Karli MarXCX☭ @dollarnuftynuf]

new landlord forwarded me his conversation with ChatGPT instead of the lease #ok

[rohan @rohanwontsleep]

something they don't tell you is that if you get into making metal music in a small town you WILL encounter 80s-movie-villain-tier boomers who sound like one of those parents from School of Rock

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Not to mention the artwork is like, extremely epic with a hint of gay... Love it

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter

[lauren @wrenicole]

shoutout to the WPBL anthem performance

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

in 2046, a blasian nonbinary furry will bring peace to Atlanta

[groucho marxist🔻☭ @fwasiercwane]

noooo I was told this only happens in China

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

This note gets it just right. You apologise for eating the plums, express sympathy for their owner and explain your motivation for eating them. Just one note: consider offering to replace the plums. This small gesture could do a lot to smooth things over

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I’ve been cheating on my wife a decent amount recently and I don’t know why. I suspect it’s because I’m a former “gifted child.”

[al: toujours souriante @saintjaune]

@olivine_stan bank account breathing a sigh of relief

[glitch 🇵🇸 @glitchpoke]

incredible bit towards the end here where 'games take over the real world' is illustrated by someone turning what's clearly an office into a first person shooter and shooting the digital representation of their female coworker

[mason @masonxsizemore]

Ben was probably drilling his shit. Beast mode

[Evan Hill @evanhill]

I bring up this video periodically to normal people and they dont believe me