jess

hayseed, she/her

[jess @saintjess76]

This dumb cunt gets sexually aroused at the thought of dead Muslim schoolgirls

[Bari Weiss @bariweiss]

Join us to discuss all things Iran starting in 10 . . .

[jess @saintjess76]

@bariweiss Shouldn't you be combing through the Epstein files for your next hires?

[jess @saintjess76]

Well on that note, I think I’m gonna take a break from the everything app. In the unlikely event anyone misses me I’m @messyjess.bsky

[jess @saintjess76]

@ggooooddddoogg @allahliker Does he have a law degree? Not that it would even make it better ig

[jess @saintjess76]

How about next election we don’t treat undecided voters as if they’re more thoughtful and principled than the rest of us when they’re actually either lying or shockingly stupid

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

NYT interviews late deciders. Agonizing

[jess @saintjess76]

@EmmaVigeland “That was so compelling”
This is the mark of an idiot

[jess @saintjess76]

@punishedjules This person is going to end up offing themself if they don’t sort their shit out. We’re witnessing some kind of spiral

[jess @saintjess76]

@theythematee I have it at work sometimes, with tuna or cheese and ajvar

[jess @saintjess76]

Stretching the definition of ally well beyond its limits here

[Spectator @ObserverUSA]

@TerrelDreamer @rolandsmartin Many Muslims voted for Trump out of spite, even though Harris is much more of an ally of the Palestinians than Trump ("Mr. Muslim Ban") will ever be.

It's a basic principle in life. Actions and decisions have consequences. It's a cold harsh truth, but it's still the truth.

[jess @saintjess76]

@clownmalenko Yes but unfortunately it’s a bad one

[jess @saintjess76]

So he wants to be showered with compliments everywhere he goes? That’s weird, right?

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

So many men workout today that muscular and fit isn’t an advantage, it merely saves you from immediate rejection (from a woman 20 pounds overweight)

[jess @saintjess76]

Picking the blandest option to avoid being called woke

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

John Krasinski has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

[jess @saintjess76]

@PrettyBadLefty I love them all but I got to see puffins on Skomer Island the year before last and was amazing

[jess @saintjess76]

@CharlemagnumPI @PrettyBadLefty This was going to be my pick too. Very pretty, very sociable. We found a stunned fledgling in my mom’s yard and after it came around it just kind of hung out on mom’s shoulder for a while, eating berries and chilling

[jess @saintjess76]

@punished_stu Citing his ant farm as relevant experience

[jess @saintjess76]

Paying $20 for a beverage and there’s not even booze in it, come on man

[jess @saintjess76]

Ordering the serfs to fetch a bag of hot chocolate, as one does

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

My Uber driver brought me my hot chocolate today on bike. It took 45 minutes to get here, and this is what happens as soon as I pick up the bag to bring it inside.

This is Trump's America.

[jess @saintjess76]

@eagleman42069 A high end hurricane, not one of those bargain bin hurricanes

[jess @saintjess76]

Every time Dearborn trends it’s a bunch of libs with foot long boners because more Palestinians are going to suffer. I need to stop looking.