kale

aka jackie. disco witch, scorpio bitch 🪩🩷🛼🍭

[kale @saintkaleigh]

@tru_fru queen lulu

[kale @saintkaleigh]

pamela anderson lip combo dupes secured prepare to be sick of me

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

they didn’t want to miss the drag race lalaparuza

[Athena Dion @worshipathena]

#teamathena #dragrace

[Aubreyrune Tomorrowdrill 🌸💖 @aubreyfiredrill]

darlene mitchell is the first queen in drag race herstory to win a challenge by being pure of heart #DragRace

[kale @saintkaleigh]

thank you to the barista who wrote “enjoy diva!” on my cup today. you saved me.

[kale @saintkaleigh]

when I marry snake rob from traitors I will refer to him as rob rausch in the same way lisa rinna refers to harry hamlin as harry hamlin

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

the secret to being fabulous? being a 25+ year old woman with the taste of a 43 year old gay man. start listening to Madonna NOW!

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I won’t be at the Golden Globes this year, Liz. I’m working on my one-woman rendition of ‘Dracula’ where I’ll be playing 23 roles.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Metaphor: Don't go to a sushi bar and expect lasagna, they don't serve it there. Try the nice trattoria down the street

[kale @saintkaleigh]

ate two salads yesterday voluntarily.. who am I becoming

[kale @saintkaleigh]

I started sobbing when I met jane krakowski and I literally told this woman “oh i’m sorry I just stopped taking my lexapro so i’m really emotional right now” she said “oh I love your coat”

[Cute Critter Of The Day @CritterDay]

Today's Cute Critter of the Day is Turquoise from Blue's Clues!!

[kale @saintkaleigh]

someone hacked my starbucks account & tried to send someone a $25 gift card but jokes on them because I sent the gift card link to myself & added it to my account first. I am literally NOT the one!!!!!!!

[kale @saintkaleigh]

today we learned my half italian father did not know that pomodoro means tomato

[kale @saintkaleigh]

these would go so hard on 2012 tumblr

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[Sharon Needles @SHARON_NEEDLES]

happy halloween

[BravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Halloween is wild because what do you mean you're Tom Sandoval doing the backwards children's song challenge in The Traitors

[kale @saintkaleigh]

@firemadeher 💋🔮