* leo .

[sauvage. @KlLLSYOUTH]

i know what pleasure is—it is to worship someone.

[𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬͟𝐢͟𝐧͟𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫. @privilegedlies]

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[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

there’s a show here?? isn’t this meant to be a quiet cafe? guess i’ve gotta pack up..

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙏ₒᵤᵣ 𝘽ᵃᵇʸ @rockingouts]

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i’m literally just here to play a show. i’m not after anything at all.

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[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

then what are you after?

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙏ₒᵤᵣ 𝘽ᵃᵇʸ @rockingouts]

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not at all. you can relax, i’m not after your sister.

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[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

there we go. are you just here to make a mockery? i’m sure you could find something better to do.

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙏ₒᵤᵣ 𝘽ᵃᵇʸ @rockingouts]

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. . . no, not at all. if i wanted to be a dick, i would’ve said i can’t wait to motorboat your sister’s tits.

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[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

great conversation starter.. you’re just like the rest of them aren’t you? a dick.

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙏ₒᵤᵣ 𝘽ᵃᵇʸ @rockingouts]

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i wasn’t bragging, dude. chill. i was just making conversation.

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[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

maybe don’t try brag about it next time— potentially avoid making a fool out of yourself.

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙏ₒᵤᵣ 𝘽ᵃᵇʸ @rockingouts]

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oh . . . well, look, she asked for me to sign them. i didn’t do it on my own, alright?

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[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

dude— that’s my sister?!

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙏ₒᵤᵣ 𝘽ᵃᵇʸ @rockingouts]

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the blonde with the perky breast isn’t your girlfriend . . . ?

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[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

girlfriend? i think you’ve got the wrong guy..

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙏ₒᵤᵣ 𝘽ᵃᵇʸ @rockingouts]

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your girlfriend . . . ? isn’t that my signature on her boobs? yeah, i thought so.

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[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

it’s true.

[ᅠ ⁣ ⁣ 𝕯OG⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓖ONE⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ᵀ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᵁ͟ᴮ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ . @indelibledruxy]

ᅠ ᅠyou're funny.

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

i like your british-ness, it’s cute . . tilting his head with a warm smile.

now take me out for a sunday dinner— better yet, toad-in-the-hole.

[parks ! @shyandstudious]

what the—. well, now he's unfolding his arms, narrowing his eyes.

. . . any british food quips and i'm walking away.

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

for a moment he was just nodding along to whatever words came out of the others’ mouth until he snapped back into focus, returning the smile shyly.

“what would it matter? just a bloody nose at worst, plus i’m not fragile. no need to worry.”

[#𝟐𝟗 ∗ 𝒃̲̲͟𝑒𝑛 @icebreakcr]

“ that’s a relief. “ he sighs, his expression shifting to a friendlier one, grinning at the blond.

“ sorry about that, still. it could’ve* been you… i’m just glad it wasn’t. “

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

in turn he’s mirroring his expressions, crossing his own arms with a huff.

someone’s grumpy. i’ll make it up to you. 😁

[parks ! @shyandstudious]

it's turning into crossed arms and a scrunch of the nose, sizing the other up.

oh 𝘩𝑎 𝘩𝑎, go on— yuck it up. 😒

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

slightly startled as the book exited his grasp unexpectedly, initially going to lean down until the other beat him too it.

tilting his head upward for the first time, freezing in his position catching a glance of him. “it’s— it’s fine, you only attacked my book, not me.”

[#𝟐𝟗 ∗ 𝒃̲̲͟𝑒𝑛 @icebreakcr]

accidentally dropping his hockey stick on top of the other's book—— oops.

quickly bending over to retrieve it, looking at the blond apologetically. " fuck—— my bad, dude. you alright...? "

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

no, you’re just too scared to be a nice person.

[ᅠ ⁣ ⁣ 𝕯OG⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓖ONE⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ᵀ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᵁ͟ᴮ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ . @indelibledruxy]

ᅠ ᅠyou make it so easy.

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

stop judging me. please. ☹️

[ᅠ ⁣ ⁣ 𝕯OG⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓖ONE⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ᵀ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᵁ͟ᴮ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ . @indelibledruxy]

ᅠ ᅠyou freak.

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

i just don’t want you to get cold, that’s all.

[ᅠ ⁣ ⁣ 𝕯OG⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓖ONE⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ᵀ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᵁ͟ᴮ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ . @indelibledruxy]

ᅠ ᅠyeeeah, . . . real weird. 😬

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

maybe i can cuddle your jar in bed— wait is that weird?

[ᅠ ⁣ ⁣ 𝕯OG⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓖ONE⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ᵀ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᵁ͟ᴮ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ . @indelibledruxy]

ᅠ ᅠanything else.

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

what would you rather sit and watch?

[ᅠ ⁣ ⁣ 𝕯OG⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓖ONE⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ᵀ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᵁ͟ᴮ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ . @indelibledruxy]

ᅠ ᅠmaking me sit there &. watch you work is torture.

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

so my company isn’t good enough?

[ᅠ ⁣ ⁣ 𝕯OG⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓖ONE⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ᵀ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᵁ͟ᴮ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ . @indelibledruxy]

ᅠ ᅠlike, a huge space. like a nice lil' cage with worm shit &. some friends.

[* leo . @saintlysarcasm]

then what do you suggest? since you’ve got all the great ideas.

[ᅠ ⁣ ⁣ 𝕯OG⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ 𝓖ONE⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ᵀ͟ᴿ͟ᴼ͟ᵁ͟ᴮ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ . @indelibledruxy]

ᅠ ᅠBOOOOOOOORING. 😴