@normmacdonald
Now Iβm not one for the social radio or whatever this voodoo is... but would you be interested in a $100,000 No Limit Holdβem match heads up??
@WholeFoods
Me: Excuse me, I donβt mean to be a bother but are the bags here biodegradable?
Cashier: Wow thatβs a great question. You must come here a lot. Let me ask a manager
Me: Slow it down. I was just kidding with you
Cashier: you...ya....ya got me there (awkward smile)