🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸

=POPE= POEE :: slave to vegetables :: We are toads of action. Lies do not become us :: Toads is the Law, Toads Under Will. Who's Will? :: Senior Editor NYT

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

another year finished ✅
plump with accomplishments so grand
no natural language has yet been invented that can
adequately express their magnificence
the future is so bright
the sun will expand to consume the earth
we will all need sunglasses

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

The First Time Trick (How to Travel Paradiagonally In Time):

Envision yourself 1 year in the future. You just narrowly escaped a tight situation, and you exclaim: "boy howdy I sure am glad I know (how to) _XYZ_".

Now, start learning (how to) _XYZ_.

Right now, Time Traveler!

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

two weeks ago i realized i could refer to my laundry hamper as a “clothes hamster” and life has not been the same since

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

I'm talking about next week.

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

In the future, everyone will know what a Herman Cain Award is, but nobody will be able to tell you who Herman Cain was.

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

sharing sunlight with the river's bank
i want for nothing
(not true, not true)
shivering alone in the windowless cell
i yearn for freedom
(not true, not true)
old joshu in his benevolence
blurted an answer so absurd
we cannot fail to glimpse The Way

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

For Every Retweet My Sinister Ministers Will Bury FIVE TONS OF FLAX In Your Back Yard (No Refunds).

#TONSOFFLAX #FIVEOFTHEM #FIVETONS #OFFLAX

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

they say that money's not the answer, but it usually is when the quesiton is "what the hell is wrong with that guy"

#tweet

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

twirling low at the end of a web
in the fall breeze
a leaf rejects
orientation, gravity

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

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[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

TIME: A Visual Poetic Epic by Saint Toad, KSC, PBJ, LBC

The Future
The Past
The Present
My ...

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

a cranky old badger named Should
voiced opinions whenever he could
he chose to opine
on the use of my time
and found himself banished for good

#FYIWDWYTM

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

Q: What did the billionaire do after enjoying a $15,000 gourmet dinner?

A: He took a $15,000 gourmet 💩

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

fnord

[🇺🇸 SAINT TÖAD, KSC 🇺🇸 @sainttoad]

I'm just here for the

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

There is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval Office to get right to work delivering bold action and immediate relief for American families.

[Ilyse Hogue @ilyseh]

"Not today, not tomorrow, not EVER!" We will not be driven from this sacred ground by white supremacists and insurrectionists. President Joe Biden.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president