Saitej Reddy

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February is the month of love. My whole mood depends on one woman #NirmalaSitharaman and she disappointed again.

#Budget2026

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If they ever make a movie on this Indigo fiasco, it has to be called Saare Zameen Par, because unlike Taare Zameen Par, this time it wasn’t just one kid stuck, it was all of us, stranded on the ground, waiting for someone to figure out what the problem even was.
#IndiGoCrisis

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Congress called Modi a vote thief.
Bihar heard “thief” and went, “Ah, our kind of man,” and voted him in.
#BiharElection2025 #Sattire

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India W.
Naam me hi win hai :)

#CWC25 #INDWvsSAW

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After Operation Sindoor, it was obvious that we needed an Operation Tilak.

#INDvsPAK #AsiaCupFinal

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Nirmala Sitaraman be like: Kya aapke pop corn mai namak or caramel hai?

Toh yeh lo:
SGST: Salted GST (because namkeen)
CGST: Caramel GST (because added sugar)

Now people are scared to sugarcoat their free speech too, as it might attract GST.

#NirmalaSitharaman #TaxTerrorism

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For the world Gukesh D became a champion today at the age of 18. But, in the eyes of his parents, he was already a world champion at the age of 11 when he just had a dream to become one.

Maa baap ka saath rahe toh bacche duniya jeet lenge unke liye.

#Gukesh #WorldChampion

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Alexa, play Jasprit Bumrah.
Sorry, Jasprit Bumrah is unplayable.

#INDvsAUS #BGT2025 #JassiBhai

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The clock has stopped ticking.
The Titan passes away.

#RatanTata was a beacon of integrity, ethical leadership and philanthropy, who has imprinted an indelible mark on the world of business and beyond. He will forever soar high in our memories.

R.I.P

❤️

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The only thing red today is gotta be my stocks and mutual fund portfolio.

#Navaratri #StockMarketCrash

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The US economy is so bad right now that even Joe Biden's work is being outsourced to an Indian lol.

#JoeBiden #KamalaHarris #USElections

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It's bittersweet that, even after decades of independence, one of the greatest achievements for many Indians is to leave the country.

#IndependenceDay #KolkataDoctor

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After yesterday's Ind vs Pak game, I want Modi Ji to give the defence ministry to Jasprit Bumrah.

#INDvsPAK #Elections2024

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Lost so much money in the stock market today. Now my bank account has what Modi Ji wanted - 400.

#Elections2024 #400Paar

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Will Microsoft Office 365 work on leap year?
#LeapDay #CorporateHumour

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@isro Earth looks soo beautiful 😭❤️

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@isro Congratulations to every Indian, we did it guys. Sending virtual hugs 😊❤️