Sajal

Indian 🇮🇳

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Suresh Ji selling USDT at 91!
USDT = 82 INR fr

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Me living in Berlin watching this emoji make that particular historical reference 💀

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Exited my NVIDIA position on May 21.

Checked the chart today and saw the drop. It’s probably just a temporary pullback, but I’ll take the timing. 😅

Sometimes risk management looks a lot like luck in hindsight.

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Happy Diwali 🪔
LG Electronics IPO!

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@airtelindia provides unlimited data on True 5G network
Meanwhile my Network

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Now even @zomato has started sending me dry texts…

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Finally made it out of the talkin stage
(we dont talk anymore)

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@ZeptoNow giving me an offer, I cannot refuse.

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How do you know my life? @zomato

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My girlfriend really impresses me by making me feel like I’m inside an 11 years old girl

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Ab teri shikayat bhi kis se kare,
Har shakhs ko kaha tha tujhse behtar koi nahi

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I’m a selenophile and she is my moon🌝🤌🏻

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Sometimes I wish my intrusive thoughts would win

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Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.

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Hongi lakh mujhme khaamiya
Main ek ek sawaar lu
Bas rahe hatho me tera hath
Aur main zindagi guzar lu🌹

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Everything means nothing If I can’t have you?

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It’s sexually transmitted wisdom✨

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She swallowed my kids, she’s a bad babysitter.

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I like guitar very much, so I played A minor.

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Never have I ever cried alone for something that haunts you.
~Drinks whole bottle🍾~

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My car has heard my stories, the accelerator has felt my pain and the exhaust has screamed when I couldn't.