Bending Reality

currently hanging out in 🇲🇼
👻 - sajid_umar

[Bilal @BillzyC]

Never deleting this app man🤣🤣

[𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒 @chaaliiykay]

this you?!

[Wandaman @wandaman]

…kodi ma players a PSG ali pa Airtel Money?

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| A Chelsea fan flew all the way from Kenya to Budapest to 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 Arsenal in the Champions League final 💀🇰🇪

[@PolymarketSport]

[has Real Madrid robbed a club ? @Has_RMrbdaclub]

Bayern just uploaded THIS

😂😂😂😂

[Premier League Out Of Context @PL__OOC]

Haramball derby ⏳️⏳️⏳️

[Hunटरर ♂ @nickhunterr]

When my middle class soul went to a luxurious hotel for the first time . 😭

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

100 missed calls from Microsoft 💀

[🎬N @Nino12x]

Josep Pep Guardiola Sala you’re a genius https://t.co/JvI1Bjg0Wi

[El-Kopik👑 @Ikopima09]

I'm hollering 😭

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Akshay Kumar is working on a script.

It's about an Indian Navy officer who goes to Iran to rescue two India-flagged ships.

But there, he falls in love with an Iranian woman, forgets his mission, and sings 2-3 songs with her.

Suddenly, there's a plot twist: the woman betrays him. She was actually just using him to escape the regime and go to Mumbai, to fulfill her Bollywood dreams.

Heartborken, he remembers his promise to motherland, and eventually completes the mission - the ships come home.

That's the story of ‘Hormuz ke Khiladi.’

Note: Feel free to suggest plot points.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

This is exactly how Trump will announce ending Iran war very soon let that sink in 😭🤣😂

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

@IDF You dropped the first bombs.
Israel is a Terrorist state.

[Dale @ncakos316]

Calling it now, Zimbabwe will beat Australia tomorrow.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Nicolas Pépé on the Messi/Ronaldo debate:

"Cristiano Ronaldo does a lot of interviews, and he talks too much about Messi, and that's how you see that he is number 2.”

“You know Dragon Ball Z? Vegeta always talked like that and who never talked? Goku.

“Ronaldo has that same frustration that Messi is always ahead of him.”

[Bending Reality @sajid__umar]

If his identity is protected, trust me he's white.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: A former English Premier League footballer has been arrested for suspicion of attempted rape. The player's identity remains unknown for now.

[@TheAthleticFC]

[lilac @ zandvoort @vstapn]

the first sign of slight hopium was him not being absolutely suicidal during the parade

[Stefan⁴⁴ | ステファン @fortifoursi]

Piastri is just not making sense. This performance is more than a “rough patch”. This is the kind of performance you see when the chassis is damaged and the lack of pace is unexplainable