saki

getting silly online

[saki @saksquach]

vomcoffcore ?

[saki @saksquach]

sillyacious activity

[saki @saksquach]

will Bee have an incredibly productive day or a heart attack 🤔

[saki @saksquach]

Bee recovery 🐝

Startled as i took a sip of my monster energy drink and felt a buzzing on my lip. It was stronger than the carbonated chemical simmer i am familiar with.
A bee trapped in the can! Drowning in a caffeinated well. We worked together to get her out with a stick.

[saki @saksquach]

boyf: “i’m just searching things like ergonomic on amazon to see what comes up”

[saki @saksquach]

@cosmic_ice_ yes! 🧨

[saki @saksquach]

I’m trying to remember a specific term for active stretching but all that comes to mind is dynamite distension. i know that’s not right but it has burrowed into my brain like a virus and every corner of my mind now reflects a sheen of nitroglycerin

[saki @saksquach]

@CoryTCooper …farting?

[saki @saksquach]

Šoping List:
egs
milk
jogurt
kefir
frut
ćis
mit
diš vašr ditrđent
kloroks vajps
tojlet pajper šits
pinut butr

[ꕥ 𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝑒 ꕥ @ItsNickiOnBeale]

Brang yall asses home man 😒

[Blue Ridge Public Radio @BlueRidgePublic]

The full picture of devastation is emerging from Hurricane Helene’s disastrous path through Western North Carolina.

To assist the public in looking for ways to contribute, volunteer, or donate, BPR has compiled the list of resources below.
https://t.co/XgIwobdYrb

[saki @saksquach]

proud to wear this truth

[Marielle @TheNolaChick]

Did y'all know the Bloomin' Onion was (likely) invented in New Orleans?!

[SAWAMURA @RIBENGO]

Arrow Poem

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

walking around town with my head tilted back, mouth full of water, green onion cuttings slowly regrowing in the water

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

“You tweet too much about worms” “stop talking about bugs” Step inside my mind and experience the limitations. I was deprived of proper nutrition as an infant

[babygirl @luvmoore_]

Ovulating on the full moon, I’m bouta go outside and howl

[James @exhaustdata]

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

A pencil is probably closer to food than a pen is, probably by a significant margin

[saki @saksquach]

flipped a lid

[amy @bergeambe]

Me when Katie Ledecky starts swimming