Saku

They say money talks, so I’m silent

[Saku @saku274]

My Garmin watch actively seeks out a rising number of viral instances in my body, sending an api request to Claude, which then builds a protein sequence designed to eliminate the infection and sends this information to my NUERALINK which releases it in my body and I GENUINELY DIE

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Rick Jackson allegedly cannot tie his shoes

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Why’s Kristi Noem’s have some sick puppies on him

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To scare predators

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why do men have nipples rs

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apple gota a get a bigger keybaotd

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dr brauner got me cheesin out the shower

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if you wanna find the blunt you gotta think like the blunt

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NYT I CANT DO THIS NO MOREEEEEE

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Silly me, I forgot the do this everywhere

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I have an idea: double doors but keep one door permanently locked so the are effectively single doors intended to trick the user.

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shat myself after eating indian cuisine

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Wise words by wise men write wise deeds by wise pen

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2026 you are beautiful

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copy and paste: 1
trump: 0

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Fun things you can do in a day:
- Build Rome

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@ThatchEffendi Was cold

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RIP 💔💔

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theyre just quarters now

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Don’t fear the man who practices 1000 kicks one time, but rather fear the man who practices 1 kick once