Wolf of Walgreens

Get some rest champ, we got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.

[Wolf of Walgreens @saladboots]

The most Massachusetts thing that ever happened to me was when I was a kid my friend asked if I wanted to see his dad's gun and we went back to his house and it was a musket.

[Wolf of Walgreens @saladboots]

Maybe the real pedophile cabal was the friends we voted in along the way?

[Wolf of Walgreens @saladboots]

I had no social media and there were dinosaur eggs in my oatmeal. Where did I go wrong.

[Wolf of Walgreens @saladboots]

I always appreciate when someone just says what everyone is already thinking, this is also the reason I don't get upset at babies for crying on airplanes.

[Wolf of Walgreens @saladboots]

I thought Ozempic was an Irish name.

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So Googles Ai Overview is just the digital equivalent of my buddy describing a Reddit post?

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I see you Sandra Kay Daniel's at Booker Elementary in Sarasota circa Fall 2001.

[Wolf of Walgreens @saladboots]

One of the most overlooked parts of
9/11 is that Bush was sitting in on a kids class when he was told of the second plane. The whole tape of the event exists and that teacher had complete control of the class, crushing the biggest day of her career and 9/11 steals your spotlight

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@SashaDaich I also agree

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I'm watching the Murdaugh Murders movie and when Paul gets drunk his friends call him "Timmy" as an alter ego. Just huge miss on them not working up a joke like "alchopaulic" or something. Missed opportunity.

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Why does everyone keep saying their Al Gore Rhythm is messed up on this app?

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@Rebecca_bres Kids on the subway sell candy for new sports uniforms.

[Wolf of Walgreens @saladboots]

You're from New Jersey? The thing those kids are selling candy bars for? Whatever you say man.

[Wolf of Walgreens @saladboots]

When dollar slice went up to $1.50 I got all dramatic and left the city and now I miss it.

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iPhone just made me a nice little montage of pictures of conference badges with happy music.

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Yeah I'm a big third amendment rights activist, how could you tell?

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This but for when you enter your bosses office for performance evaluations.

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This but for only for when I use public bathrooms.

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@martinb9_ @peacock Fuck em!

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Huge fan of the huak tuah girl just riding the absolute wheels off internet fame, fuck it let's give her a game show. I don't care anymore.