pdx weird🥗 /s

TAKE BACK THE STREETS 🚫🚚🚫🚗 Safe foot and bike paths Veilige voet-en fietspaden 🆗🚶‍♀️🚏🚶🚲🛴🆗🚎🚎 I've heard I can be sarcastic.

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

@riotpedestrian

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

The sound of my bathroom fan gives me CHOPPA style war flashbacks…

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

Oh hi I am Microsoft, the world's most valuable company, a title I have held intermittently since 1998. I am especially known for my dominant hold on enterprise software.

You now have two email applications, named "Outlook" and "Outlook (new)." This is very professional.

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

Ok trying out this app @LinkedIn it needs a way to make a list of my “favorite” connections 😆

[Andy Boenau @Boenau]

This may be the best tactical urbanism I've ever seen.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

The point of every piece of AI generated "art " is the notion of "isn't cool that a computer can do this" - and it often is, but that just isn't what I'm looking for from art.

[Safe Street Rebel @SafeStreetRebel]

If this city really cared about pedestrian safety, this would have been done the day after the killing. We don’t need studies to do what we know saves lives. We don't need platitudes from city officials (no matter how heartfelt). We need concrete action and we need it now

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

Every so often you meet a complete rando that renews your hope in humanity

[Bike Lane Uprising® @bikelaneuprise]

Raised bike lanes mean Amazon double-parks *outside* the bike lane

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

@RPeavyhouse I was curious about this, and seems like they were heading south? Perhaps it was this (from around 1:30 am):
https://t.co/YAyJQZaa65

[Portland Police log @pdxpolicelog]

SHOTS FIRED at 4300 SE MCLOUGHLIN BLVD, PORT [Portland Police #PP23000046781] 01:31 #pdx911

[@mikko @mikko]

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[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

My struggle to keep the battery above 50% on the Pro Max 😫

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

@kimb3r__ Gives me major “backfilling tickets before the sprint ends” energy and i feel attacked (as i frantically backfill tickets before the sprint ends).

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

@josephjaramillo Or... @josephjaramillo do you roll with three portrait monitors?

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

@josephjaramillo I think I want another portrait to the left of the center monitor (which would stay landscape). But that spot is where my docked laptop hangs out. I'll probably push that off the desk LOL

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

Every plane overhead is a sea plane.

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

When people hear hail they don't take it as seriously as they should, hail can be large and some can be damaging at say highway speeds. your windshield is just glass.

[pdx weird🥗 /s @SaladGar]

What good is the project manager when they wont even invite their devs to the standup event invite?