manda

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Imagine hating on me while i analyse the socio-cultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a loser.

[julia @juumelo_]

give me 17 beers and an ipad and I could probably find malaysia flight 370

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you’ve been here since 2017 we both know how fucking crazy this all is

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[- @NotPaneen]

Back to reality. Birds are chirpsing and I’ve got work in 30 fucking minutes

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

“Are you excited for Taylor’s wedding?”

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m an astronaut
You’re the mothafuckin mooooooooooon

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

We go way back is so sad that’s it’s been slept on

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Granted I’m not exactly in fuckin paradise either am I

[IRI Embassy in Armenia @iraninyerevan]

Congratulations to you. Children are innocent and lovable. Those 168 children that your boss killed in the school in Minab, and you justified, were also children. When you kiss your baby, think of the mothers of those children.

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

The new American dream is to leave

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[mau @rllydu]

explain it to me like i’m 30

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 of North @Itssan17]

Interstellar proves that the most terrifying thing in the universe isn't aliens..... it's time

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Your man on insta posting 6 pics to say goodbye to March

[iii @pmuniiii]

i deleted your city from the weather app

[brit @britnihemmer]

you ever wake up on a monday morning and immediately tell yourself you’re going to bed at 6pm

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

When two old friends mean the world to each other..