Jess Boyd

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

All I’ve done at work today is take a shit and cry about being inadequate and those two things are in no way related.

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

@woatus This is how I’m showing up to ur bday to tell you the truth about all the things I’ve been withholding from you

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

@woatus yo stop sending me weird shit like this

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

I wait a week to put my nudes in my hidden album so I can run the risk of accidentally uploading them to the corporate display photo drive LMAO

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

[so horny i should be crucified] clean your mirror lol

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

If my tinder settings switch to “show my profile” by accident and you happen to see it while I’m in Boston no u fucking didnt

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I want a bad bitch to take me to eataly and say “buy whatever you want babe”

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

i need a boyfriend who i see once a month so bad

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

@sangria_mom This is some shit I’d do to you and Kaleb

[helena riley @freshhel]

Boys get so scared when u send them a voice memo

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

They should do Blair witch project in a nordstrom rack

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

I don’t even know what key word to search in dream dictionary……..

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

I had a dream that me and my crush went on a talk show then I got attacked by some lady who beat me with a trash bag and I was taken to jail because she said I started it and when my crush came to bail me out it ended with the scene in A Bugs Life when Hopper invaded the ant hill

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

Dudes are always like oooohhh your jawline is so sexy and it’s like yeAh no shit it’s perpetually clenched because of you

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Even though the gods are crazy Even though the stars are blind If you show me real love, baby I'll show you mine I can make it nice or naughty Be the devil and angel, too Got a heart and soul and body Let's see what this love can do Maybe I'm perfect for you I could be your confi

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

Catching the best vibes out here I really did say I’d live the rest of my life and die in nyc !!!! I’m always right !!!!

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

@babysocks666 Um I KNOW 🙄 but I cannot get myself to step foot into one here vibe feels wrong still

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

This just made me homesick bring me back sumthin tf

[Jess Boyd @salami_hangover]

@babysocks666 Let’s hit the town JOE 🕺🏽💃🏼

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

If you see me prancing around Brooklyn today with a pep in my step stay BACK! The sparkle in my eye is CONTAGIOUS!

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Some of y’all need to stop talking about the supply chain and come over to supply brain