salvador.

melómano

[dick van yikes🤠 @richardvanyikes]

I’m DTF.
Down
To
Finish your pickle if you don’t want it

[Verónica Von Love @VeronicaVonLove]

Buenos y mexicanos días mis amores🇲🇽
#IndependenciaDeMéxico #16deSeptiembre #VivaMéxico

[3-0 (0-0) VandyTracker @VandyTracker]

Bruh I’m crying 😭😭

[soyMargarito @soyMargarito]

Oyes un día triste

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[ori ✿ @carinitoxolo]

this is so cute

[brenda @giooomio]

“ew Henry Cavill is peeing out his window”

me and oomfs outside his house:

[Angel 🇲🇽 @fuckenish]

When he’s eating it from the back and slides his finger in slowly, while licking your balls

[lew @inlew_of]

Dolly & not Donald?

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

Everyone dying but him…

[Hansel ⊹✶✬✹✰✬❁ @_hhhhansel2022_]

Enterándome que Dolly Parton falleció

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Dolly. 💔 This really really hurts.

[salvador. @salariga]

@jayjayriv Better late than never, welcome!

[Skandar ✨ @heyskandr]

Yo bien borracho en el baño viendo si todavía estoy bien y puedo seguir tomando

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When you’re high as fuck in the corner and they keep asking if you’re good

[𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒𝑒 @wavee325]

el primer beso y la primera persona k ves metiendose una raya son dos cosas k no se olvidan nunca

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me: “I hate my job they always stress me”
Also me at work:

[carlos buburrón @CBuburron]

yo cuando me piden que me describa en la entrevista de trabajo

[soldieryoncé 🐊 @soldieryonce]

When my manager makes a joke and tomorrow is payday