Anyone raging from the Amazon Influencers promotion on low priced vide incentive? #amazoninfluencer@amazon ! Only 4 of 70 videos approved!! Way to get influencers to work for free Amazon!!
As a self-aware lazy person, I’m mad that I only just now got my first cordless vacuum. Not having to change outlets 5 times to clean my house? Life changing. #dyson
No, I do not have time to ‘jump on a call’ later today. Things I could reasonably jump on include a) beds b) the beat c) Channing Tatum. Not a phone call.
When you go out of your way to make healthy eating choices by buying loads of fruits and vegetables this morning only to come into work and see that your boss made Rice Krispie Bars. I ate four and I am honestly not ashamed of that decision. #noregrets#dietstartstomorrow