sal calanni

Comedian, truth teller, lactose intolerant italian.

[sal calanni @salcalanni]

Spitballin' 88, we cover disrespect, Sal performs in Sacramento and deals with a drunk #heckler, and the comments flood in on Dilbert & Gen Z
#standupcomedy
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He drank the blood of Kali #IndianaJones #colts #falcons #nfl

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Yeah give me the helmet that looks like The Thing splooged on my head #StanleyCupFinal #OilersNation #FantasticFourFirstSteps

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Anbore #Andor

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The tush push playoffs is getting annoying #nfl #NFLPlayoffs

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Eat that from UberEats McConaughey!
#Buckeyes

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Lions winning the Super Bowl if their defense plays like this 😳 #SNFonNBC #Lions #LionsVsVikings

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Redbubbled my #Paris trip https://t.co/uQKXVwGwp9

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Mike Tyson looked like he was 137 years old #Tyson #TysonPaul

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Ravens looking shitty like those helmets #TNF #NFL #RavensFlock #Bengals

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These two sound like 2 strangers commenting on a game #TNF #NFL #almichaels #collgeguy

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It’s funny, Russ won this crowd over. It’s like Rocky 4 where the Russians were all against him and now they’re all for him #SNF #nfl #SteelersNation #JetsNation #ROCKY

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It’s Sunday Night Football with the weird semi-transparent graphic cover I don’t like #snf #graphic #football #nfl #NBC

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Al Michaels repeatedly letting everyone know how shitty the last few Thursday night games have been #TNFonPrime #NFL #football

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With this 2nd episode of #ThePenguin I think I’m getting a little annoyed now how much he’s Tony Soprano. Dementia Mom, wads of cash, Italian, his non-purple suit outfits, gonna be asking for last night’s ziti next ep. #sopranos

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Did the Ravens forget the rules? #NFL #RavensChiefs

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@elonmusk Fuck you supporting the insurrectionist leader you scumbag hypocrite and your trucks are ugly

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It’s like he had a sleepover at the Keebler Elves #Trump #Ear

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Juuuust a bit outside

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