dova ⏾⋆.˚

[Gugulethu Mhlungu | Gogo Mpendulo @GugsM]

One of my favourite bits of daytime TV was Wendy Williams being trapped in terrible NYC traffic, being too late for hair and makeup and deciding to do the show in her street wig and leggings. She was so good at TV and I miss her show very much.

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[juan @juanbuis]

i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Cooking for yourself is where you find out if you actually give a shit about your own life. because nobody is watching, nobody will know, nobody will thank you, and it still takes time and attention. and if you cannot do this one small thing for yourself, then everything else you claim is probably a lie

[lauren @laurenashastro]

saturn in aries !!!

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

See how he was SAFE 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[? @offprozac]

just realized it won’t matter in a year

[duda @dudaisms]

i love the way zara larsson dresses like a 2000s pop star and yet it doesn’t look costume-y (to me)

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

bald and a cpap machine.. baby the future is here

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

gay guys wanting me to go out on a thursday or sunday night https://t.co/SaMOxMRSAI

[🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 @empressatlantis]

Saturnians lol

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

she is out of her mind!!! 😂😂😂

[Leo | Phalanx Labs @SpartanPsyche]

A man who has never practiced discomfort will panic when life gives him some. Discipline is exposure training for reality. Train in small discomfort now or life will teach you under worse conditions later.

[ೀ fafa @fashionpixie_]

one earring, tan line, showing hole, #okay

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

lmaoooo @thekellymantle

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth that knows what life was like before Al...

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

slept 8 hours for the first time in months