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[ɯǝlɐS🍉 @salembwalker]

pls read! my intention was not to pull h in at all. someone hopped on me and grabbed my arm making me pull h down. in the videos u can see me waving sorry at h. h continued to grab my hand until she got to the barricade for support to get down. i love h and wouldn’t hurt her ever

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i think people who say they get diarrhea from taco bell probably have like, zero fiber in their regular diets and eating a bean is like an intestinal 9/11 every time.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Just saw a video saying capitalism and slavery are so intertwined that we’re still describing what “fields” we work in… goodnight

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

[georgie @grgiem]

three months of dates, seeing each other every weekend and every other day, getting flowers. and we were “just hanging out.” Gay dating needs to be studied!!!!!?!??!

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

My girl cheated on me with a married man and the wife beat her up 😭

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

So NYC is legit just puppies and rainbows now?

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

That parasite making niggas lose 30 pounds in a week??

[sofonda cox @mustyjaehyun]

obsessed with using a VPN to buy everything in yen cause it's so piss cheap

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

First time i smoked weed i knew that shit was for me.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

What I’m eating to avoid the diarrhea disease

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[♛ 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐧 @Kingsley1429567]

Sometimes when I smoke | tilt my head back and blow the smoke in the air like I'm in a movie 😁😂

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[. @playboicurrryy]

he was stable according to sources

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[reaction encyclopedia @gay_reactions]

Filipino dolls setting an Israel flag on fire to light their cigarettes.

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