salemkarren

you’ve probably seen me at McDonald’s before

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@McDonalds BIG MAC SAUCE (I really only want you to bring back tropic berry sprite but I still love you regardless)

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

I just barely realized the poll was about reinstating his Twitter account.. I thought he was somehow tryna reinstate him as president lol

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

me and who?

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

if u reheat ur McDonald’s this is a safe space

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@thespaceman712 @HeadbandRoyce running a little low rn bc I had to use some points before they expired…

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@McDonalds TROPIC BERRY SPRITE!!!!

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

not to be dramatic, but szechuan sauce literally changed my life last time mcdonalds brought it back

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

hi from Szechuan Sauce, say it back

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

Completely ignoring the puppies on campus, just to humble their owners

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@McDonalds 🤏🏻

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@Ashswagbagtrain no u didn’t

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@ohhheykrista It means 6 pm

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

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[salemkarren @salemkarren]

This gave me ptsd

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

There are Mormon missionaries who live across the street from me and right now the one in the car is refusing to unlock the door for the one standing outside of it. The situation is tense. Stay tuned.

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@CHbanderson @Gnoel23 We won 57-0 so if you need a 3rd QB to split reps with @LoganBaneBonnerand @apeasley_6 hit me up

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@Ashswagbagtrain It hurts to see other people living your dream

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@usuextension too soon💔

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@chefnickdigi @McDonalds here’s my hamburglar video that nobody asked for

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@McDonalds Can u make one for me while you’re at it?

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@McDonalds Now open after midnight

[salemkarren @salemkarren]

@McDonalds 6️⃣🐓,🥓🍔,🍟,⚡️🥤