Chris Salih

I was in a band once...well, a few of them. now I make things. It is here that I shall post my short comings, defeats and mishaps. Enjoy at my expense.

[Chris Salih @salihdotchris]

Are fortune cookies literally food for thought?🤔

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I’d say I’m a “silver linings” kinda guy. On that note: if there’s one positive thing this outbreak has revealed, it’s how many of your friends are actually experts on everything from diseases to toilet paper consumption.

[Chris Salih @salihdotchris]

When someone says, “let me be clear,” all I can think is, No! It’s not cool for someone to walk around being all invisible and what not.

[Chris Salih @salihdotchris]

I mean... I’d leave with Dean.

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Just saw @FedEx deliver something to a @UPS store. Everyone survived but it was touch and go for a sec.

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@FleurShomo We liked it!

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@makingitpodcast @JimmyDiResta @iliketomakestuf @drunkenwood All I could think about listening to the most recent episode of the podcast is a phrase that has become my personal motto. “I like to make things, not excuses.”

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Does it mean anything in particular when someone struggles to say the word “effortlessly?” Does a dog get his bark or something?

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I just witnessed someone having a straight up sign language FaceTime conversation whilst driving. And we thought texting and driving was bad...

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Social media digest for Columbus Ohio area from this weekend: It appears people went sledding and/or went to the new Fox In The Snow location in New Albany. There, I just saved you some scrolling.

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New Asian inspired restaurant idea; Wok This Wei. Be honest, you’d try it.

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Remember that song “Christmas Shoes” that was really sad and depressing? Well now you’re singing it in your head and it will be stuck there. Welcome to my own private hell.

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Someone told me to pound sand today. Not everyone feels the joy of this season...🤷🏻‍♂️

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What is Tik Tok? Also, why am I so old?

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Welcome to Columbus, OH where even we don’t observe Columbus Day.

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I wonder what would happen if literally everyone online took one day to place opinions and political beliefs aside and agreed to only post humorous or uplifting things to the internet. I’m gonna call it smile day. I wish it was every day. #smileday

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@paulmeany Can’t wait

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@FleurShomo I’ll have to check it out.

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@FleurShomo Wait...which one are you trying to go to?

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How is there not a flavored water product called H2Whoa?!