Salimatic

NPC adjacent but I'm real ::repeat::

Digital Nomad...Keeper of forgotten names...

Nobody Cares : Work Harder : LOCK IN

[Salimatic @salimatic]

“There are more things, ........ , likely to frighten us than there are to crush us; we suffer more often in imagination than in reality.”

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Trump watching himself on Fox News. 😆

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Good morning

[Salimatic @salimatic]

@WhaleScan “ $ansem”

[Whale Scan @WhaleScan]

I said that if $ansem reaches $300m market cap, I’d give away $20,000 in $ansem to 15 people.

Well, we made it.

As promised, I’m giving away $20,000 in $BTC to 15 lucky winners today.

To enter:
✅ Like
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✅ Comment “ $ansem” 🔔

Entries close in 24 hours. Good luck!

[Cheems Rojo @cheems_rojo]

Los Jugadores de ecuador hoy rumbo al estadio azteca

[Akhilesh Mishra @livingdevops]

Vibe coders everyday struggle in 15 seconds.

[Salimatic @salimatic]

That MFER is me ⚫️-“

[John Trades MBA @JPATrades]

Bears watching Trump flip long right before open

[Salimatic @salimatic]

https://t.co/o1eqIpo9Ng

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

FLORIDA MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE ⚡️⛈️

[Cristian Campos @crpandemonium]

Parece un personaje de Sacha Baron Cohen, pero es el presidente de Colombia.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Colombians are now flooding the streets to celebrate the fall of socialism

[Accelerator @Acceletor4882]

I'm crying bro look what I just found 😭😭😭

[CyrilXBT @cyrilXBT]

ANTHROPIC JUST OPEN SOURCED THE ENTIRE WALL STREET WORKFLOW AND FIRMS ARE NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.

DCF models. LBO models. Equity research reports. Merger analysis. KYC checks.

All of it. Free. On GitHub.

Here is what just became available to anyone with a laptop.

Direct connections to Bloomberg, FactSet, S&P Global, Morningstar, and PitchBook.

Real Excel models with live formulas and sensitivity tables built automatically.

CIMs, IC memos, earnings reports, and buyer lists drafted on demand.

PE due diligence, GL reconciliation, and NAV tie-outs running as production agents.

This is not a chatbot wrapper that summarizes financial news.

These are production agents that own entire financial workflows end to end.

The kind that investment banks and private equity firms pay $50,000 to $500,000 per year in software licenses to run.

Now it is a one-line Claude Code plugin install.

19,800 GitHub stars.

Apache 2.0 license.

100% open source.

Think about what this actually means.

A junior analyst at a bulge bracket bank spends 80% of their 100-hour week running models, drafting memos, and compiling data across Bloomberg and FactSet.

That entire workflow just became a Claude Code agent.

The banks charging clients $500 an hour for analysis that this system produces in minutes are not going to tell you this exists.

The boutique advisory firms charging $50,000 retainers for due diligence work that these agents handle autonomously are not going to promote this repo.

But it is already live.

19,800 people have already starred it.

The window where knowing this gives you an edge over every analyst, associate, and advisor still doing this manually is open right now.

Star it. Fork it. Deploy it this weekend.

Bookmark this before your next financial model.

Follow @cyrilXBT for every open source release that disrupts an overpriced industry the moment it drops.

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Shane Gillis knows how to sell a product 😭

[Salimatic @salimatic]

🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: SpaceX has agreed to acquire Cursor, the world's fastest growing software startup, for $60 billion in an all stock deal.

Cursor has over 1 million paying customers, more than $2 billion in annualized revenue, and is projected to hit $6 billion by end of 2026.

At $60 billion, this is the largest software acquisition in history, paying 20 to 30 times Cursor's current revenue.

The deal is subject to regulatory approval and expected to close in Q3 2026.

SpaceX now owns the rockets, the satellites, the AI models, the chips, and is about to own the tool every developer on earth uses to write code.

[Salimatic @salimatic]

Yup

[Branch Floridian @JackLinFLL]

Leave Florida now. You cannot survive this