John Sisk

[John Sisk @SalisburySisk]

@MattWalshBlog Check out what happened in Mandan, ND last Thursday.

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@michaeljknowles Knowles double fisting two cigars AND a glass of whiskey while watching Trump's speech might be the best thing DW has ever aired.

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@MattWalshBlog That is hysterical. Pretty sure they would fire bomb the studio if you were so much as a guest judge via Zoom.

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Know what hurts? Your own 82 pound dog punching you in the left testicle.

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...but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

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@MizzLoryn Happy sauce.

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@Kenyaictm0zux Get your despicable ad shit off my Twitter. Do you think the FOUR people following me care?

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That was the most boring apocalypse ever.

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My exhausted quote of the night: "I'll keep the warm bed for you"

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I'm going to say three words that will likely change and/or end some lives. Bacon grease s'mores. Yep.

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#MeatlessMonday Here is my final checklist; Chicken, Pork, Scallops, and Beef. Meatless Monday my big hairy red Viking ass.

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LA's Meatless Mondays have inspired my first ever tweet; keep your laws off my body and out of my meat packed colon. Eww... phrasing.