Flash Gorgeous

Does anybody out there read me? Disco sucks, kill all hippies. Pretty vacant, eh? Subvert normality. Signing off. This is Gorgeous. Signing off.

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@visitordesign Facts

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I think the Joker would be pro-choice.

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@QuiaTarantino Hi! Are you open to doing interviews about your grandmother and your work on your documentary? I’m an editorial writing looking to cover this. Do you have a contact email?

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Animorphs was just Cronenberg for babies.

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The Golden Compass was the Infinite Jest of our childhood.

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some new questions for dates that I’m workshopping:
- what US tax bracket are you in?
- what is your favorite assassination attempt?
- what do the ash piles in the great gatsby really mean?

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Waiting for the moment when Andrew Cuomo’s nipple rings become sentient beings and leave his body to wreak havoc on neoliberal Gotham. 🤡

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What’s wrong, babe, you’ve barely touched your Taco Bell coffee

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Wes Borland is definitely a power bottom.

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@Abbygator I love you 🖤

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*sneaks into Barnes & Noble to replace every criterion sale dvd with dvd ripped lo-res re-runs of the Anna Nicole Show*

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He was an orange in a past life and every day tries to get closer to his former sense of self

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I just passed a man on Ave a literally dressed like one of the 90s models from the Zoolander gas station scene

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When my phone correctly adds the accents on açaí I feel like I just came back from a yoga retreat funded by my dead husband

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An onlyfans but it’s just footage of me singing cheap trick’s the flame while wearing crest white strips

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“I’m a Betty Ford center sun and Scientology celebrity center rising”

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@_AnnettePeacock Hi! I was wondering if you had contact information, I am a freelance writer looking to interview you xx

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nobody:
absolutely no one:
@Delta terminal at JFK women’s bathroom at 9am

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Has nobody thought of making https://t.co/PQgN2gCn3s