Selena Durbin

Natural ginger, use sunscreen as needed...misophina sufferer, please don't test me

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@syn_tulsa My husband and I are cumming to Syn for NYE and already bought tickets for C1Call. After reading the blog, posts etc we like everything we're seeing. Only thing we didn't see much of is couples only events or events for men who are bi/pan and both would be an amazing addition.

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@incogles @sarahschauer ♥️♥️♥️

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@AuntSharon1 @kiIlcops Maybe you're an idiot🤷🏼‍♀️ people's handles aren't necessarily indicative of their actions.

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@hitRECordJoe

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@jasonroselllive Tornados but no Toto or Dorothy

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@rae_delsol Have a couple on me♥️

[Deafinitely Girly @deafgirly]

Subtitles aren't just for deaf people. Lots of my hearing friends use them, too. If you're hearing and find yourself using subtitles on Netflix and TV and would quite like them at the cinema, please retweet to help normalise their presence! Big thanks #DeafAwarenessWeek

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

#lastnormalphoto Galentine's day with the girls

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@Jenna_Marbles @bradmondonyc Jenna, you and Brad seriously need to do a colab once covid is under control! This would be LIFE!!! Please please please make this happen 🥰🥰🥰

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@JD94199053

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

I relate so hard 🥰🥰🥰

[Dan Rogland @DanRogland]

I’ve seen several people making jokes about how much it sucks to quarantine with your significant other and I...do not relate? I married someone that I LIKE

[GL @gldivittorio]

The ideal woman according to guys’ Hinge profiles

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@starkey_rae Omg same!!! Except I would've shoved a pencil through his eye to make it stahp

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@Mr_Trifecta @ourobororoboruo @nomatchwindyno Wow that's totally super relevant

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@starkey_rae I tell that to the hubs ALL the time

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

Me: minding my own business, eating my lunch. My cat:

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

Why aren’t the subways functional? Why is college so expensive? Why is your health insurance premium so high? Why don’t you have a pension? This is the answer.

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

Like I don't know, maybe learn the difference between to, too, and two? There, their, and they're? Or use your phones built in spell check so you don't sound like an idiot.

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

I was on a fb group that had "inappropriate" work memes, and it did have some, but mostly it was people bitching about their shitty jobs. For a group that's supposed to be all inappropriate, they sure did get butthurt when I posted about using correct grammar

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@james_sd_uk @nomatchwindyno *women tennis players

[Selena Durbin @saliwells]

@james_sd_uk @nomatchwindyno Yeah just imagine if winner tennis players were allowed to change their tops while playing and someone, anyone, took a picture white it was also being filmed for television. Good thing women can't do that huh?