Salk in Jorts

VQGAN + CLIP and Midjourney doodles, most of them silly, from @vruba. Captions are the prompts (inputs). Please do not call this AI.

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F455.10
Recognizing trolls.

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Denisovan commedia dell’arte

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J2271.4
Numskulls attempt
to capture moon
and bring it home
in a sledge.

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Red-figure vase showing Prometheus stealing cringe from the gods

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Scrimshawing sunspots onto Mom’s china

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A proton’s retirement party

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Saturn devouring his hot wings

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In the court of the crimson thing

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Just a few of the advanced security features in Canada’s new $6.37 banknote

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Diving for hours into petabytes of seltzer

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Airbrushed illustration of a quantum superposition of bouba and kiki on the side of a van

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100 ml bottle of ham sanitizer

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My name’s Alexander Hamilton and I’m here to say: let’s centralize power in a major way

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Albrecht Dürer’s engraving of a Panera (1506) exemplifies the Renaissance view of fast casual dining

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Le Creuset car

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The placebo group doesn’t know they’re getting inessential oils

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In a toastsuit, the body loses only a few crumbs of toast a day

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Ranch-style Washington Monument

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A complex diagram in an anthropology book