Dallas

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

How am I supposed to tip 20% when Jesus my Lord and Savior only gets 10%?

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

@DarrenTang256 @Skineeman I got scared. I’ve not been ok since

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

@DellFdn @MichaelDell @mobileloaves @elonmusk you going to match this match?

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

Political parties are a thing of the past. It’s now Vaccinated vs Unvaccinated.

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

Can’t make this shit up 💀

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

@SarWeatherss Because @mitchweathers18’s has good taste.

[Nacho Boots @nachoboots]

We are back babyyy #nacho @jackblack

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

@VIZIO I feel like y’all pride yourselves in having the absolute worst remotes in the industry.

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

@karisheen This hurt my soul

[◡̈ @hannahabibti]

*short man leaves table with his 6’1 tinder date*

Dallas: I hope we were quieter for you

4’6” Bitch Ass: yeah, well you were still pretty loud

Dallas: well you’re still short, have a good night

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

HOLD $GME $AMC $NOK $BB $KOSS

[Nacho Boots @nachoboots]

Nachoooooooo!!!

[Danny LoPriore @DannyLoPriore]

Fuck @RobinhoodApp

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

It’s so sad the best memes come from the nations most trying times.

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

@gofrogspaige That’s not a date, that’s heaven.

[Dallas @sallaDTaylor]

Is hanging out and just playing music a date?