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[HIM DUNCAN @BIGBLIZZZY]

COVID REALLY GOT ME NOT WANTIN TO WORK 40+ HRS ANYMORE OR FOR ANYONE

[Sally @sallister27]

PSA : YOU SHOULD STILL TIP YOUR TOGO ORDERS

[Sally @sallister27]

Why do I live in Rockford ?

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

No longer interested in advancing in my career, I simply would like to become someone’s hot wife

[Sally @sallister27]

Are men allergic to clean dishes ?

[Sally @sallister27]

@JoeSantagato But really, what is the unhealthy aspect of nachos ?

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

let’s normalise there not being a right way to get fit and there’s different ways for everyone

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

We don’t have a policing problem in the USA, we have a parenting problem.

[Sally @sallister27]

A world without police is truly not possible

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If y’all hate and distrust law enforcement so much, next time you’re in danger or need help call up a protester. Good luck. #ThinBlueLine

[Sally @sallister27]

Are you ever getting ready to go on vacation and you’re like “ugh why didn’t I apply myself and lose weight sooner, next vacation I’ll be ready” and then it’s a never ending cycle of that being said with no change in your body...? Cause same.

[Sally @sallister27]

Being rich seems like fun, I’d like to try it some day

[Sally @sallister27]

How would Leslie Knope handle all of this ?

[Sally @sallister27]

Oh the things I would do to be able to lay out by the pool with 85° degree weather and some sun right now

[Sally @sallister27]

I am doing significantly less yet somehow my exhaustion level has increased by magnitudes

[Sally @sallister27]

Being blackout drunk on the top of @OldCrowSmokehse sounds pretty good right about now

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I have a pimple. I am high. I am happy. I am sad. I am losing it. I am fine. I am great. Things are good. Things are fucking horrible. Everything is ending. The world is ending. It’s all just beginning U know?