androgynous clown

proud son to a Neil Young father

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

@Emiliezcs @gayest_tone No it didn’t

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

Molly is three teacups big

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

@BurialMagazine marcus fenix's idle animation in gears 4 has him humming Duk Koo Kim

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

When people talk about me it’s only to discuss how normal I am. I can only imagine the conversations go something like “He’s so normal and good at maintaining eye-contact”, “He definitely isn’t autistic”, etc…

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

Suicide by lightsaber

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

Hello @VICE I’m 21 years old and I’m willing to go to any active warzone if you supply me with a plane ticket & video camera

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

When I was 11 years old I believed the universe was a simulation and to escape I had to kill myself

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to tweet from the bar

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

This is the visual equivalent of Xanax to me. I look at it and feel so warm and calm

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

If you give a Chinese mouse a fortune cookie

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

my ideal career pathway would be starting off as a janitor at Aardman animations and ending up as the foley artist responsible for the Wallace & Gromit contraptions.

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

Was going to tweet “the bravest thing about me is that I’m a guy in the Bay Area with floppy hair”. But then I remembered I’m 21 and can’t tweet like that anymore

[jery sings republic of R & R @shaviswintorp]

Nick Drake biopic where he's played by this guy

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

I drive back home once a month to lovebomb Molly

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

Eating oatmeal and 5 hard-boiled eggs rn. AMA.

[rune sword @runesword1]

woke up on the wrong side of the realm this morning

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

The average John Lennon solo album track is called “I’m a Gay Man (for Yoko)”

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

Updating my little sister on the situation

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

@frenchmaidrp you don't game? not even overwatch?

[androgynous clown @sallowboy]

It’s really windy right now where I’m tweeting this from. I might get swept away. I might get swep-