san salito

dweeb kid. former sad adult.

[san salito @salluminati]

“Bet on yourself today” - @SheaSerrano
Took my shot and she said yes 🥺

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

MOROCCO I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

[san salito @salluminati]

@MLB I’m feeling lucky 🍀

[MLB @MLB]

MLB The Show '26 is HERE 😤

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[san salito @salluminati]

Wilt. Kobe. Bam.

[san salito @salluminati]

If he’s not being flown out to Philly at this moment , and locked in a basement til he signs this franchise is a sham.

[san salito @salluminati]

Fly Eagles Fly 🦅

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: Cardinals fired head coach Jonathan Gannon.

Arizona closed this season with nine straight losses, ultimately costing Gannon his job.

Cardinals GM Monti Ossenfort will spearhead the search for a new head coach.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

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[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

rest in peace, rob reiner 💔

[san salito @salluminati]

Leave the jorts in the middle of the ring #SNME

[san salito @salluminati]

Michael Cole calling it an FU 🥺

[san salito @salluminati]

First Cuban Heisman winner. DALE

[san salito @salluminati]

I can’t believe I stayed up for this shit.

Born this team to the ground.

[san salito @salluminati]

#FlyEaglesFly

[san salito @salluminati]

Eagles season so far:

4 straight bend but don’t break wins
Lose a game they shouldn’t have lost after being up 2+ scores
Getting beat up on primetime
4 straight bend but don’t break wins
Loss a game they shouldn’t have lost after being up 2+ scores
Getting beat up on primetime

[san salito @salluminati]

Go Birds.

[san salito @salluminati]

Go. Birds.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Eddie Guerrero's addict promo is an all-time great promo.

Pure passion from Eddie here.