Ruth First

Non-Practicing Intellectual

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

My dad and mom were both alcohols

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[Ruth First @sallybethh]

@dmarcv7 Tooted up

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

When people tell me about plastic surgeries they’re contemplating I feel like a suicide hotline operator. So distressing

[leen @viennasfool]

penelope was better than me i would have actually just fucked robert pattinson

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

It’s pretty cool how it’s abundantly clear that the richest man on earth is living in a hell in his own mind and every day is a new torture for him

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Before I came along, if you wanted to see someone lose consciousness on the south lawn of the White House, all you had to do was ask Joe Biden a question.”

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Unfortunately the phrase “that went down with not exactly great laughter” will now be replaying in my head every single time I’m bombing on stage for the rest of my life. God damnit.

[Underdog @Underdog]

LeBron James and Jaylen Brown fighting over the last bottle of hairline spray at the 76ers facility

[lets all kill ourselves @MexicanWoker]

If a man likes you enough you’re kind of allowed to do anything you want

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

robert pattinson in the odyssey:

[President Bowe @KatBowe]

Boy do I have a book for you

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Rhevolver @Rhevolver]

El pollero español que ayudó a los papás de Lamine Yamal a cruzar hace 20 años viendo el fruto de su trabajo

[zoé @luvbellinghm]

i’ve been watching this on repeat since i woke up

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear has said he had received information from multiple officials reportedly indicating that McConnell has passed away, per New Republic

[Evan Hill @evanhill]

I bring up this video periodically to normal people and they dont believe me

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort