janedoe

I’m evil :3

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

I’m sorry I am not letting any dudes under 230lbs hit, I need a man that would win a blue ribbon at the county fair

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

My Spotify listening age was 5 my top song was old Macdonald had a farm

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

Happy thanksgiving everypony!

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

I’m not going into specifics and most of the time it wouldn’t have mattered but there’s certain situations where your driver should def be the person they say they’re going to be on their profile.

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

I wouldn’t be a Karen and complain directly to DoorDash about this but it’s mad weird when your door dash driver says they’re gonna be a woman and it ends up being a man.

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

White people be making shit and calling it cowboy caviar

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

@mothy_maybe That outfit is kinda crazy

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

I’m on da commuter raillll

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

@mothy_maybe I know they had some craaaaazzzzyyy sleepovers

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

@mothy_maybe The second I bring shit home
I’m like put it on meeeeeee

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

@mothy_maybe Brave

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

I need to rate more movies but I just finished a movie that I disliked and I want to keep track of how I’ve been feeling about the movies I’ve been watching.

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

I made a letterboxd

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

Some of these parents need to stop playin around with baby names. Yall are naming adults not race horses.

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

What the hell sure

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

@hearteyeemoji69 Boootttyyy 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

Tiny desk concert but it’s just me explaining my theories

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

those liquid lipsticks aren’t paying the bills anymore i guess

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

When I’m not hungover after the party but my friends are 💔

[Bella Hadid Midias | Fansite @BHAmidias]

Yolanda Hadid via Instagram.

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

@pasta_niece I might have to get back on Facebook

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

Nice argument however I have already portrayed myself as the alpha female hyena and you as her lowly male mate