Sally Foster

Uh-oh Spaghetti-O

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Before mirrors people just got real close to their dog’s eyes and reflected

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Stegosnoreus

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In some ways, we’re all bodies of water

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Jesus may have birth but I have some things

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What does ten thousand spoons even look like ?

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If you’re not on your toes, are you even dancing?

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I’m leaking words at this point

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Raccoons are just fancy squirrels x

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Whales don’t check their calendar in the morning and think “damn I’m late !”

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Whales don’t wear wristwatches

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‘If ever there were someone who needed to stop tweeting about whales, it would be you’

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‘Have a whale of a time’ is a redundant phrase because whales have no concept of time

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You ever heard of a parakeet that parakouldn’t??

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You ever heard of a goose in long johns?

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You ever heard of a wheel that don’t turn no good?

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“I’m back ! I’m back like a snail AND a slug!”

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An amphitheatre will always be useful

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A comparison of three iconic weeks:

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Queggs

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(Sp)?

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Petits, or no pois.

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Are pois really pois if they’re not petits??