Sally

“oh, we’re halfway there, ohOH, living on a prayer!”- Bon Jovi. this app is my home 🤍

[Sally @sallylemke]

it grieves me to admit that my bf’s web browser of choice is firefox 🫢

[Sally @sallylemke]

the back of my head and first drafts of my papers are none of my business…i have a bald spot and typos but full send!

[Sally @sallylemke]

where the heck do anteaters even live on Earth? i feel like the anteaters were such a popular animal to know, but nobody even knows what their natural habitat is? they are so mysterious

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

The tooth fairy seeing Carolyn’s son’s sh*t tooth:
#survivor

[Travis Amiel @heytravistravis]

mom, can you pick me up? my bit didn’t land

[Sally @sallylemke]

today’s world/twitter is just absolutely crazy bc one day women lose the right to their bodies and then a few days later it’s like ope! happy stranger things day!

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

personally i think no supreme court justice deserves even a moments peace of privacy in the comfort of their own home or in public for as long as they live

[Sally @sallylemke]

and yes this was taken before my mom dropped us off at a middle school dance ok

[Sally @sallylemke]

everyone talks about the summer of 2016 but i’m over year still thinking about 2013. temporary hair dye, twinkling lights, and and turquoise bedroom walls. nothing better

[Sally @sallylemke]

don’t get me wrong amber heard is shady as hell but choosing to only believe johnny depp bc you are nostalgic for his movies when there is video and audio evidence of abuse is also problematic. let’s be honest…they both are bad bad bad

[Sally @sallylemke]

hot take but kinda scary how people just blindly believe that johnny depp was the one and only victim?? both johnny depp and amber heard were victims of each other. it’s uncomfy how this turned into something he “won” when there is plausible evidence of abuse on both sides…

[Sally @sallylemke]

@emmahazeltine_ up late just thinking

[Sally @sallylemke]

Bridgerton is to Bachelor Nation as Lady Whistledown is to Reality Steve

[Sally @sallylemke]

if it is now twenty-twenty TWO does that mean it is just twenty-twenty for the second time? 🤔 just something to think about…..

[Sally @sallylemke]

and you did that at a very young age hah

[Sally @sallylemke]

if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember you were the sperm that won the race

[Sally @sallylemke]

this is @nicolegrabowsk7 original thought

[Sally @sallylemke]

if we as a society had learned anything from alvin in the chipmunks we would have freed britney sooner #FreeBritney #freethechipmunks

[Sally @sallylemke]

@abellelanger it’s just what i’m hearing nowadays!

[Sally @sallylemke]

…i’m going to say it! i am still absolutely heartbroken that skinny jeans went out of style. it is time for me to return to my roots 👖