𝓒𝓱𝓲 🩵

𝓛𝓪 𝓿𝓲𝓮 𝓮𝓷 𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓽 💜

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[𝓒𝓱𝓲 🩵 @sallypaschal_]

@king_IRISH007 @tayobeats_ You shut the fuck up!

[𝓒𝓱𝓲 🩵 @sallypaschal_]

@thespartanGOW @hoeslovetmillie @T_kirar @whoisbsk @tayobeats_ I highly doubt. An engineering student that doesn’t know his units of measurement?? This country sha

[𝓒𝓱𝓲 🩵 @sallypaschal_]

@king_IRISH007 @tayobeats_ Loud and wrong, anything that is measured in any unit of length can be converted to any other unit of length. And even litres can be converted to inches cubed. Mind you, depth of water is measured in inches for shallow measurements.

[jay 🇩🇴 @jaydaagoat]

Matt Smith as Daemon Targaryen is an all time casting

[𝓒𝓱𝓲 🩵 @sallypaschal_]

I’m watching AKOTSK and it’s no GoT but I’m loving the drama 😭🤭

[keji baby peperempe♥️ @madamkeji]

The painful thing about the children that were kidnapped in oyo is that no one in this current misfortune of an administration is saying anything about those babies. This is so cruel, they have been there for 44 fucking days!!!

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

date people who flirt back

[nands with da bands @umaka_shaka]

ME NIGGA.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Nobody’s child should die because of who their family votes for. That’s not politics.

Elections should be won through persuasion and evidence, not intimidation

#ProtectOsunVoters

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

❤️

[𝓒𝓱𝓲 🩵 @sallypaschal_]

Nothing and I mean no series is as funny as FRIENDS 🤣😭. Literally watched it liked a million times and every time it cracks me up like it’s my first 😭🤣

[𝓒𝓱𝓲 🩵 @sallypaschal_]

Jon snow

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

For those who’ve watched Game of Thrones, which character did you start out loving but ended up completely hating by the end? 👀

[King Targaryen 🐉 @KingTargaryenn]

Imagínate que llevas años viviendo tranquilamente a tu bola. No le haces daño a nadie, no eres ninguna amenaza para el pueblo llano, no buscas problemas y ni siquiera tienes interés en hacer daño a las personas. Solo disfrutas de los placeres de la vida salvaje. Y, de vez en cuando, de una rica y esponjosa oveja asada.

Entonces un día aparece una chica random de pelo blanco que te habla en un idioma extraño, se presenta allá donde vas e incluso intenta cantarte como si fueras un bebé con problemas de insomnio.

Al final decides darle una oportunidad. La invitas a tu mesa y compartes con ella tu comida. Total, una deliciosa oveja asada tampoco le viene mal a nadie.

¿Y qué hace ella?

En cuanto tiene oportunidad, te monta, te mete en una guerra y te lanza de cabeza hacia el fuego.

Lo siento mucho, Robaovejas…

Te merecías algo mejor que cuarenta flechazos.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

marrying someone very funny is on my list. I have to laugh, we have to laugh.

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

Your problem is you looking at him like a hero and we look at him like a nigga who get shit done

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

I may be a little delusional when I'm in love with you, but trust me, I know when to wrap it up.

[AlNassr FC @AlNassrFC_EN]

A record that belongs to one man only 🐐
Six World Cups scored in 🇵🇹

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

The Cristiano Ronaldo cycle:

Doubts.
Criticism.
“He’s finished.”
Goals
Silence.

Repeat for 20 years🐐

[𝓒𝓱𝓲 🩵 @sallypaschal_]

No sugar diet: day4