Senator Salamander

Its time to put the Mander back in Gerrymandering

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

If my notes on human anatomy are correct your gestational period is 9 months, so I guess December is when we can expect the big millennial baby boom due to #FacebookDown and #InstagramDown

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@matthewmercer Critical Role inspired me to play DND and now I have been DMing a weekly game for around 6 months. In the process of planning my wedding I can't spare a lot but $20 was the least I could do to give back to such a wonderful product. You're an inspiration to people around the world

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@matthewmercer This is great, but also kind of funny in a horrible way for me. A month ago I used my first free twitch subscription with prime to subscribe to the CR channel, then I realized I needed G&S so yesterday I finally switched it over for the next month...well...see you next month lol

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

Heres a Thought Experiment I have been mulling over for a while. Inspired by The Mighty Nein's haggling sessions with @matthewmercer's unique NPC Pumat Sol on @CriticalRole.

Let me know your answers and opinions

P.s. If you reproduce by Division give this a try.

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@medusamantha In the salamander world it would be acceptable to bite off one of their limbs, sadly that doesnt work in the Human world.

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

If I learned anything from the Human Documentary "Foot Loose" it is that the best way to fight oppressive white people is dancing. I want to see @AOC Angry-Dance Kevin Bacon style, but instead of smoking and drinking shes gives us Single Payer Healthcare and Basic Human Rights.

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@SenatorCollins This confirmation could come down to you. There is overwhelming evidence that he misled America from the Senate Judicial Committee floor. We need a strong justice that doesn't come down to a 51-49 vote. Restore bi-partisan confidence in the bench, please vote No.

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@SenSasse You can't claim you believe victims, and cite stats supporting that position, and then claim its not contradictory to vote #Kavanaugh for a lifetime appointment on the highest court in the land. It doesn't work both ways.

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@lisamurkowski I know that politics is largely decided by party bargaining, but you have a chance to do the right thing and vote no on a nominee whose own highschool words, and those who knew him, confirm he lied to the Senate. Vote no and the President can nominate a new Justice

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

Senator @JeffFlake, you said yourself that there would always be doubt. After watching how both the Judge and Ford responded to questioning ask yourself: "Do I want the end of my legacy to be putting a man onto the Supreme Court with credible doubts about his sexual morality?"

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

If #Kavanaugh has so little control that he becomes verbally aggressive toward Senator Klobuchar with all of America watching imagine how he must treat women when no one is watching. His testimony can be summed up clearly as that of an entitled man who isn't used to being told No

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@TheSnakeDude @amphibianfound @markmandica I'm so jealous, that's awesome!!

[Lance Bradley @Lance_Bradley_]

Happy #TowelDay, everyone.

I’m sure Douglas Adams would have hugely appreciated it being celebrated on May 25th, which was neither his birthday nor the day he died.

His thoughts are clearly as valid today as ever...

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

Today we celebrate the late author and amateur naturalist Douglas Adams.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams

Happy #Towelday

[The Orianne Society @OrianneSociety]

DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSION IS MAY 30, 2018
We want your photos from the field!
To submit your photo entries, send ONE high-res photo to [email protected] with the subject line "photo from the field" and include your name and the subject species name in the body of the email.

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@FieldEcology As a representative of species lower on the food chain I can attest they grow into pretty ugly adults too.

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

Many species of salamander moms guard their eggs against predators. Some species even lay communally and set 1 mom, or a group of moms, to guard all the eggs. So shout out to all the moms out there, big and small.

(Sometimes the mom eats all the eggs so maybe not in those cases)

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@TheSnakeDude That must be how the White house staff feels everyday

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

Great Twitterverse: Most of the time when I encounter something in the water I can ID it by asking three questions:

Can it
A. Be Eaten
B. Eat Me
C. Vote for me

In this case I'm drawing a blank so can the #Biologistsoftwitter please answer #Whatisthis?
Pond in Forsyth Co. NC US

[Senator Salamander @SallysForChange]

@davidelseyofco @marcorubio I'm inclined to agree that people under 18 should not vote. I fail to see how it relates here, but okay, you do you.

P.S. Algebra is Fun