Slommy

tell em quit the riff raff bitchin w yo bitch ass

[Emily Eby French @emilyebytx]

If you rip a vape on camera on a work call, my respect for you will go up 40% immediately

[Slommy @salmajpg]

@tkelce @newheightshow pls don’t let her go on lake erie that shit is sketchy

[RODEYO :) @badghel_sam]

Every horrible nigga you know supports ManU

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[ຸ @lacechokers]

A lot of my sex appeal stems from my slight retardation

[Slommy @salmajpg]

@sofiagain72 eat my ass robot pussy bitch

[Slommy @salmajpg]

🌍

[ana @miamiiultrass]

who thinks of this

[Nagee @IamNagee]

stay away from me with that mad at the world shit I like to laugh & enjoy life

[Tosdrama @wotless_tos]

Yesterday at church. I caught little girls being mean girls to each other and so I threatened to beat all of them. I have reached peaked aunty status. OMG

[ِ @ryanjpegg]

I don’t eat pork but I’ll do ketamine

[Slommy @salmajpg]

I wish someone could hear me

[Slommy @salmajpg]

1 hr moroccan bath and scrub, 1 hr massage, 1 hr hydration facial with dermaplane, eyebrow/lip threading for a grand total of $98 in egypt

masr bt3mel eh

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

posting the same pics i sent him so he doesn’t feel special >>>

[mantha @samanthlogan_]

i know it is a privilege to feel things deeply, but what the fuck