she.ila salma

silent muslima🧕

[she.ila salma @salmasheilanan]

@blackellypresen @mtnug @SkyzHotel Oba mwabaki

[Chioma 🇺🇬 @Chiomabtq]

There’s a new group of men born between 1987-1998 that have completely shown no interest in marrying us. Their only interest is soccer, cars and their friends.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

It’s happening again 😂😂😂

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

If your partner is constantly going through your phone, hunting for proof of cheating, always suspicious, and regularly accusing you of being unfaithful, understand this. In most cases, they are not looking for your sins. They are looking for comfort.

More often than not, the person obsessed with catching you is the one already cheating. They search your phone hoping to find something that justifies their guilt, or ammunition to gaslight you so you stop questioning what they are doing behind your back.

Constant suspicion is rarely about love. It is usually about projection.

[Rèxy🍒 @rexystev]

UMEME. UEDCL.

[she.ila salma @salmasheilanan]

@IamBradleyCarl Just know we settled for the bare minimum 🤣

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @IamBradleyCarl]

Jokes aside, how do we sell electricity to other countries when people in kampala barely have electricity for 3 consecutive days

[Machi @machioluoma]

Religion was one of the biggest tools used to make Black people feel weak mentally, spiritually, and even socially.

[Ctwlyx @Ctwlyx]

Them: How come you don't get retakes yet you dodge lectures & tests

Me in 2003:😂😂

[Dóuglas Fir🗽 @thekingsmanUG]

Kony watching his trial on NTV😅

[Chuck😎 @BuweekulaPrody]

When they did, you scammed them.

[she.ila salma @salmasheilanan]

@MBU Temutukooya namwe

[•NØNI• @Revnickk]

My grandmother who died in 2003 would die again

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Starting any business is taking a risk be ready for the down side of it 🙏

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Winner gets custody of Isak

[Bro Cooked @bro_cooked]

She wasn’t expecting that 😂😭

[Moshe @Moshe_Meso]

I wont teach you everything

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

I would've died from laughter on this ride

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstilldayy]

Women: “Men are evil”

Men: “Women are Wicked”

Men and woman every Saturday:

[Maama Kigezi🥔🌦🌾 @Atusasiire01]

When I meet a biologist who said that every girl grows hips during puberty 😒😒😭😭😂😂😂