Sam

24, blind, genderqueer, queer, autistic | they/them | academic on hiatus, aspiring chocolatier

[Sam @salmon4anarchy]

My Baxter bestie — @EightfoldPunk — a friend, an inspiration, a comedian in their own right, an advocate, and someone I’ll never forget for the rest of my days. I’ll miss you, bestie. I’ll blast that good AM!/LJG extra loud for you. I know you’ll hear it, wherever you are. 🖤🤟🥰

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m going to give my inner child a gun

[Sam @salmon4anarchy]

Me as fuck fr

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

i don't have crushes i have victims of the enormity of my desire and yearning

[hera @shiningdaisies]

"you're so calm" idk man i'm dissociating

[Sam @salmon4anarchy]

@k2wuz Lower your damn tone

[Sam @salmon4anarchy]

@CUPRONICKLE_FAE The trans people, we yearn for the mines

[ka 🌟 @k2ken0]

“fuck you’re tight” i whisper as i look at my monthly budget

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

daily manifestations:

I AM NOT CHOPPED
I DO NOT NEED TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS
I'M NORMAL
EVERYONE LIKES ME

[bort @tacobort]

For Christmas I would like a fucking break

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me

Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you

[widdim rizzard @Dirti_Pashmina]

give a fuck??? in this economy?

[mau @rllydu]

go ahead and jump in the hotdog water since u wanna act like a weenie

[໊ @meishato]

my mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised someone who’s an insecure perfectionist trapped in a loop of unfinished tasks

[hera @shiningdaisies]

delusional and deranged girl december

[susa @prinkasusa]

“what that mouth do”
cast spells. invoke the ancients. hurt your feelings probably

[mara @maramarararara]

it’s cool when you meet a woman who has normal-seeming social adeptness and then you talk to her for more than 30 minutes and realise she has weapons-grade-autism

[Sam @salmon4anarchy]

@OCanada333 Those are magnificent

[Sam @salmon4anarchy]

@OCanada333 Me staring at the pretzel knots at work hoping one will magically levitate to me

[Sam @salmon4anarchy]

@OCanada333 Milk is good, man — not all the time, but milk has its place and will not be slandered against.

[Sam @salmon4anarchy]

Happy birthday to @OCanada333 — a truly shining, positive staple of my experience here in the close internet circle of Laura Jane Grace fans — and someone who I love and appreciate dearly. I’ll definitely be baking a batch of cookies in your honor today 🖤🥰🤟