sam

i play drums and tweet about the yankees

[sam @salmonfrai]

@WW3Groyper @KweenInYellow They’re not commonplace though?

[sam @salmonfrai]

@PodSaveAmerica Why the fuck would any genuine progressive talk about Israel’s right to defend itself as it’s nearing three years of genocidal “self-defense”

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

we create tons of them, they’re women

[sam @salmonfrai]

@nkulw

[sam @salmonfrai]

@thpredatorywasp Too good for discourse

[sam @salmonfrai]

Voters under 50: “I sure wish I could afford housing”
Boomers: “can’t trust a woman”

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

Hello from Harlem! I just spoke with 9 voters

67 y.o M says honesty is his top issue and he voted for Espaillat

28 y.o F says affordable housing and she's voting for Darializa

49 y.o F also says housing and she's voting for Darializa

[sam @salmonfrai]

A huge pet peeve of mine is when a play-by-play broadcaster who has covered 150 baseball games a year for 30 years sees a player in a slump and goes “I wonder if at this point it’s… psychological?” How do you not know by now???

[sam @salmonfrai]

Jose Caballero vs. pitch clock

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

“With Special Guest Issac Wood”

[sam @salmonfrai]

The thing about this dumbass rat is that it is completely ethical to bully it. what’s it gonna do, read?

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

THE PREDICTION WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR 🔮

Air Corgi shares her pick to win the 2026 NBA Finals 🏀🏆

[sam @salmonfrai]

@FoolishBB @mirann_darrow Bailey is this a real subreddit for accurate labor analysis

[sam @salmonfrai]

“This means he’s a Republican” have you consider Michael Kay is Maoist Third Worldist

[sam @salmonfrai]

Woke is back

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Caitlin Clark vs. Paige Bueckers was a BATTLE 🍿

Who won the matchup? 🤔

[sam @salmonfrai]

@RyanGarciaESM Might as well steal his lunch money and give him a swirlie. What a piece of shit

[sam @salmonfrai]

Comrade Plum taking the fall to educate the masses about tax brackets 🫡

[sam @salmonfrai]

Jalen has another 40 point playoff performance. He clearly demonstrates yet again that he’s the best player on the court. His greatness is undeniable.

Sports media for 48 hours:

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

how can jalen brunson be GOOD at basketball? hes SHORT and FAT and has a BIG HEAD? how does that make SENSE? also his asscheeks are HUGE?

[sam @salmonfrai]

“2028 will be the last season of that 9 year deal”

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When the January 6th people made it inside and didn’t really know what to do.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

He's not wrong and it's not even close.