Rachel

Dysfunctional outspoken sarcastic bitch who doesn't give a fuck. Half rock-chick, half geek-chic. Francophone. Anglophile. Survivor junkie. Jeopardy whore.

[Rachel @salomey5]

Roger and me, take 2. Thanks @Kim_Larocque for processing the pic for me!

[Rachel @salomey5]

@TaranArmstrong Thanks to you Taran! I don't watch the live feeds, but I do like to keep up with them, so every summer, you're my BB life saver! You're doing an incredible job every season, you deserve the kudos! Merci! :)

[ꪑ @taylorfan1]

dee crashing rome’s men-only meeting to call him out for not including devens and jason is KILLING me😭😭😭😭 i love her so much omg #bb28

[Rachel @salomey5]

@SurvivorQuotesX Brutal. I love it! ❤️

[Rachel @salomey5]

@sebastianbach No Montreal this time? 😕
Sebastian, reviens nous voir, tabarnak! 😉🤘

[Rachel @salomey5]

C'est l'amie d'une des élèves de l'école où je travaille, partagez svp.
She's a friend of a student from the school I work at, please share.

[Rachel @salomey5]

That dress' collar looks like a bloody neck brace.
A neck brace made of lace but a neck brace nonetheless. #GoldenGlobes

[Rachel @salomey5]

And YESSSS, my winner pick gets to live another day! #Survivor

[Rachel @salomey5]

Yeah, Jeff, and we f'n hate it. We only want small tribals at the *end* of the game, not in the middle of it. #Survivor

[Rachel @salomey5]

I think Gabe goes tonight. #Survivor

[Rachel @salomey5]

@AllieIsBatman18 By MILES too.

[Rachel @salomey5]

Send it to my girl Rachel Sol! #Survivor

[Rachel @salomey5]

Another dumb #Survivor tribal twist.
Jeff. The formula for this show has worked well for almost a quarter of a century. So STOP MESSING WITH IT!!! We actually *like* regular tribal, we really do!

[Rachel @salomey5]

C'mon. 7-0 please. #bb26

[Rachel @salomey5]

Can we PLEASE put Chelsie and Makensy out of their misery? I legit feel antsy for them. #bb26

[Rachel @salomey5]

Shoutout to the new dog in the jury crib!

Seriously though, I do like Cam, he really seems like a stand-up guy, and he handled his eviction with way more poise than I would ever have been able to.

Now LET'S GO CHELSIE!! #bb26

[Rachel @salomey5]

Joseph: "I'm a badass". 🤦

So not only is this #BB26 veto episode super frustrating, but it also has to be equally cringe. This is painful guys.

[Rachel @salomey5]

@spooloflies Very nice, and so damn accurate.
Because I spoiled myself on the eviction, so I've already received the confirmation of how profoundly mind-numbingly stupid this move was. It's very frustrating. And the fact that Joseph was my winner pick isn't helping. Damn you, Quinn!

[Rachel @salomey5]

So I'm catching up on the last couple of #BB26 episodes and I just gotta rant for a second because WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT UP JOSEPH, QUINN?? Jesus Christ, what a stupid ass move. What is he thinking??!
That's me officially off the Quinn bandwagon. Go Chelsie.

[Rachel @salomey5]

@VENOM_NWOBHM I owned their three big albums back in the dark ages, (listened the hell out of Sonic Temple!), but somehow kept missing the chance to see them live, so i wasn't gonna let this one slip through my fingers!

[Rachel @salomey5]

@VENOM_NWOBHM I'd never seen them before, and I found someone who was selling tickets at face value at the last minute so we went for it. So damn worth it!