Other salon platforms:
“Sign up! Everyone’s welcome!”
Us:
“We’ll let you know. 😉”
Salon Intake will launch as an invite-only platform.
Will you get an invite? ✨
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — “White privilege is alive and well in America” local tech worker Anjali Shah told reporters outside a Mission District kombucha bar.
“A white girl casually drops 1 n-bomb and walks away a millionaire. I work my ass off to drop 30 with vigor and verve, and all I get is an awkward DM from @growing_daniel and a flood of subpar dick pics from some guy named Perry Abbasi” Shah sighed “where’s the justice in that?”
At press time, Shah was reportedly filing a restraining order against @PerryALPHA and closing a seed round led by Yeezy Capital Management CIO @Nero for “OnlySlurs”, a disruptive new digital platform where young women hurl racially-charged invective at pedestrians and passersby for tips.