Saloon Cap

l/s prospector and llm wrangler; I like picking big themes and trading sentiment.
welcome to my saloon

[Saloon Cap @SaloonCapital]

Every year, Saloon Capital scrolls through 100+ timelines. We follow only a select few, but we present just one “Shitposter Award.”

The Shitposter Award is our way of recognizing an outstanding account that has shown:

· Elite PM-style larping
· Saturday office surveillance
· Fabricated conference and IR encounters

This year, we are proud to present the Shitposter Award to River Road Partners @partners_road.

Since joining Fintwit, @partners_road has compounded entertainment value through disciplined trolling and invented anecdotes. They also seized timely dunk opportunities, further enhancing follower returns.

The RiverRoad account stands as a model of shitposting excellence for other anons on Fintwit.

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@stockthoughts81 Interested

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@taobanker ngl claude is horrible with time estimates. it will say 1wk and takes 1hr

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@BenniKim @taobanker

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got a few hundred bps of exposure to mco names. $UNH, $MOH, $CNC. on the simple thesis that donny will have his phone ringing off the wall tonight and come up with some new edict tmrw to ease the pain.

still pained by not buying the brief $lmt $ba defense dip

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@lefttailguy lol

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thank u saas sell-off.

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keep buying

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buy even more $INTC calls

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@taobanker 25 sheesh. feel like we entering takeout territory

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@techsaleshackz 10mm

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@paulg Is this replit

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@taobanker Is this a quote from landman?

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@akramsrazor what are the spv fees. always a good laugh

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@Mr_Neutral_Man @Larryjamieson_ An AI physical bottler

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@taobanker @CliffordAsness

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@BigGlennNetwork @taobanker no questions asked. must buy

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@marktluszcz @Wix @base44 @akramsrazor lol

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@taobanker at what point does roark or somebody just take this sucker out

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@PythiaR @OnodaCapital never been more gleeful than thinking about him obsessing over his polymarket odds

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can someone spin up a florida gov 2026 @Polymarket so we can see fishback react to his odds? would be a public service to us all. thanks.

[Hiroo Onoda @OnodaCapital]

This guy is such a sociopath it’s not gonna end well