salsa

Shut up

[salsa @salsamiku]

Google Photos will be like, “Cherished Memories: remember this day?” and then fully show you a picture of your dick and balls

[salsa @salsamiku]

It makes me sad when The Bob is sad

[FireMonkey @FireMonkey]

Token luck so bad i'm about to buy a manifestation from an etsy witch

[salsa @salsamiku]

@tallyvhs “Link, you must find me”

[salsa @salsamiku]

something something Drag Path something something Ganon something something Zelda something something Link something something the Triforce

[lev @lisco_2000]

is there a reason people just straight up refuse to use uzi's pronouns? like it happens with them in a way i've never seen with any other non-binary celebrity. like the misgendering isn't purposefully malicious, their pronouns are just fully ignored

[hannahlinn.exe 🖤 #BRINGBACKVALKO @hannahlinnexe]

I’ve never been more motivated

[salsa @salsamiku]

Mitch McConnell smells like boiled uncle

[salsa @salsamiku]

Been getting really into peanuts lately

[Mick @Mick19988]

You just sit down for Godzilla Minus Zero and then...
#GodzillaMinusZero

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

I miss my wife (Digger in theaters)

[salsa @salsamiku]

The way you can tell who genuinely flubs something versus who is just trying to be quirky 🤪

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

ROLL THE ST5 BLOOPER REEL 🎞️ #StrangerThingsDay

[salsa @salsamiku]

I think the Ancient Greeks had so many orgies cuz they knew the power of wine and soft, non-overhead lighting

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

They’re saying Digger flipped America blue

[Noopy @rip_moreo]

How it feels wanting to give up opening chests for 13 hours then remembering theres a Teto skin we need to get

[m - ☆ @s4ki44]

working a full shift knowing all the unemployed losers are at home getting the pirate coin

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote